I was busy watching the sunset. I missed the curve and drove through the low stone railing and into knowing I had seen my last sunset. I was about to meet the end of my cord.

Today is a day like any other day except it is today. We can not do what we did yesterday today. That is impossiblé. We must do today the only way today will be afterwards, tomorro

I saw the dark Enochian script in the darker clouds. Plain as can be. Where everybody could see it if they looked. Nobody did, of course. “Look at the pretty night sky,” said the A

I saw with popsicle sticks myself in the coffin that was my office. It was long and narrow and approaching a zone of twilight twitches in the dark. I held aloft my moral compass.

Heinrich was so drunk that he didn’t realize the toilet he was sitting on was overflowing until he felt Poseidon’s Kiss on his ass. Even then, he only readjusted his unit & fell ba

When I woke up I was tied up on a sled on some kind of rail inside a temple somewhere in Cambodia or Laos. I wasn't more than four inches from the floor. I realized the statue was

We couldn't tell if the boy was crawling in or if she was birthing him. When the witnesses all shouted "aouee uloy" and smacked their neighbor, I opted for birth. The chief shaman

He lit the lamps of the hermitage and thought upon times past. That time Chaz stopped by did help. And now, instead of the attire of exile, he wears the apparel of a future life.

"I feel a joyous moment coming – the engines of the Cosmos thrumming – destructive in its exaltations – and so I send my salutations." No, that's more than a little disturbing, he

FoldingStory is not helping put these demons down today. This morning when I said, "It's become one of those days", I had been lying. But I guess that lie flipped it into one.

Are you here with me or against me? "I am here as your conjoined twin," answered Taint. "Hey, I'm here too," shouted the third conjoined twin, Queef. Queef preferred trip over twin

"Woobie, where are you going?" "Upstairs, to take a bath!" "Woobie, with legs like toothpicks, and a neck like a gir-aff-aff-affe!"

Ever since I was a fetus I have hated anything on my face. When I was born, I cried and cried but they would never get their light off my face. In grade school I was teased because

"Hello, NORAD Santa tracker.Rest easy.A Government shutdown can't keep us from doing our critical job We're tracking Santa so you can sleep easy!" "Um,hi.My names Justin. I live in

Fjedrœve killed my morning today with the rain. As a prize I gave her my mockery. Together we have had to be the most holy word in this world. Neither of us was ever eaten as was c

Sheba would never understand why I chose the banshee over her. I might not understand it myself but I trusted fate to make it interesting. On that, at least, it delivers. The Queen

I paced along the Strand, anxious to hear three set of feet in the fog. The moon was playing hide and seek above us in the clouds. Then I heard it. A single horse was approaching

I knew it was going to be tough terraforming Mars when I signed my family up to join the first Colony Ship. Once we made the planet The Corporation changed our terms unilaterally.

I pegged the Italian tutor for a pederast but otherwise clean. Acceptable as collateral damage.

Homemade braces with high lead traces becomes the basis to her abases’s legal stasis.