His Excellency ate his pimiento with El Vato and his pato over on El Dorado Avenue by the new cathouse supply place. So what if the lion is sleeping as long as it isn’t eating you.

We drove into the black hole with the Rolling Stones our companions. The Girl With Faraway Eyes hit close to home but that was why I liked to hear it. To be reminded of what I've

I've never been more certain...it is incontrovertible...as clear as virgin glass...indubitable dubiety...categorically unequivocal...transparently pronounced...and those feelings

Pope Marco karate chopped Bishop Ped Xing who responded with a judo move that sent Pope Marco flying over the stack of counterfeit indulgences they were fighting over. "Christ say,

Hi. My name is Bobby James Sinister. BJ, for short. I ain't the smartest guy there is--I ain't even tenth grade smart--but I'm smart enough to own my own lawn service...Mary Jane

You remembered that you hated knowing that about her. It was like she'd given you an obligation with the knowledge. There was no way to hide it when it came up. Some things aren't

She looked into the distance, at the watery mirror where the moon bathed in its own reflection. Yes, she thought, tonight is an excellent night to die.

The shadows of the trees appear to be the lower half of a pretty woman’s face there on the side of the Family Dollar. I can’t see it anymore because I’m screen blind from writing

I couldn't find my glasses. I remember putting them down on the corner of the table. I looked everywhere but there. I finally found them there where I had left them. 9 minutes of p

I doubted myself about sway. I went with reign instead. Sway was right. I will never have that back. The toes I stepped on. The nipples I pinched. The peggings I took to get here.

How about Me 3: This time it's Personnel. I don't know the difference between the Personnel Department & Human Resources but I've been called down to Personnel, down in Dungeon 13.

Nothing is certain except for death, taxes, and the fact that "Seal Blubber" will never be the name given to a professional sports trophy.

"I'm Thor God of Thunder & this is Mithril, which only I can lift! I want to help you attain your weight-lifting goals at Thor's Gym!" "Cut cut! You lifted Mithril like its a nerf

That woman again! Twirling in delight beneath the sprinkling stars. While up in my tower I struggle to stay my hand, my mind a poisonous scribe avid to let loose its venom. "Help,"

I swear I saw the spirit of John Morgan immediately after a trip through Mabel Greer's toy shop...the Nite People were there with Manfred Mann. They all were so very progressive.

bear to see her in such pain. Maybe I could at least ask for some juice. But not tea. Never Tea. I stand there. Blankly staring at her like a deer in headlights. "No grandma I'll

If you think you may have to out run the Minotaur, don’t be wearing rollerskates going up the hills of without ending.

Wait, I remember this place, it was a very tragic day that could've ended badly. My family was all there with me when the accident happened, but no one knew what I felt. I dead.

Our thinking now, is that the “thing” was an internal monologue that went external. We left behind plans for the resurrection of Carrie White to fight the Twilight Wight without re

I was seven on the seventh day of the seventh month of seventy-seven. Seven years later, at approximately seven minutes after seven, I washed down seven quaaludes with a Seven-Up.