The mama-San said that was the last time she was going to bang bang in a Yugo. That, sadly, turned out to be true. It was the last time she bang bang anywhere. She got hit by a bus

Tyre. I was at Acre as well. Wounded twice on both sides of the wall at Carcosonne. Married my captor's daughter. Now I'm my captor since both he & she died of halitosis a week ago

"Don't worry. I've found my toothbrush since then. Boy, put that one down as a lesson learned." I had to ask. "You don't think that was a lesson learned too late. I mean like, who

We called ourselves the Usual Culprits and we played whatever. Ska, skiffle, punk, Raffi, we played it all. When Wombat got peanut butter in his kazoo during a show on Omaha Beach,

I like this new Persephone streaming service. They've got a vast array of choices. I'm partial to Town&Eastern myself, daddio. That is what I am partial to & I'm ready to part it.

Patience was taken from us by the Shoshone, we think. It might have been Blackfoot. Their new chief, Winterhawk, is riling them up. We'd been heading back to the Texas Republic.

It is important when making stem milk from your "stem" balls that you count your balls. I started out with eight and somehow ended up with nine. "Nine balls for the kings of Men...

I guess learning to read before you're potty trained works as an incentive to get potty trained. Everyone knows that outside a dog, the potty's the best place to read. Inside a dog

There all the time. Really, I would if I could. "Unlike the other ladies, she was so young & sweet, her body softly swaying to the smoky beat, ... " That's how I felt about her.

Imagine being Mia Farrow. She was married to Frank Sinatra. When she went to India with the Beatles the Maharishishi kept hitting on her. The Beatles sang about it in Sexy Sadie.

Then Charles Manson started calling Susan Adkins, Sexy Sadie. She was the one that cut Sharon Tate's baby out of her womb. Then Mia Farrow married Woody Allen. They adopted kids.

Then Woody did that thing he did. Then Mia Farrow's son basically kicked off #metoo with his article. With that in his back yard, #metoo is the story he runs with. Mia was Rosemary

Which makes her son Rosemary's baby. Meanwhile, Sexy Sadie still can't get paroled for her actions on August 9, 1969. The weekend before Woodstock. Susan Tate, maybe, had tickets.

I know how my life changed the day Don Knotts died. Mr. Limpet slept with fishes now. The Shakiest Gun in the West was at rest. Barney Fife, Mr. Furly, The Love Guru, all of them …

TIL a long press on the period key gives the ellipsis option. That part I knew. What I didn’t know was that it only counts as one character on FoldingStory. Doh! Of course it does!

The day the Manson Family killed the La Biancas I was running around with a barefoot Santa Clause who shit in the woods. I was shod, of course. We started a conflagration we didn't

Having finally gotten around to admitting to remembering wrong, I decided to get a remembering coach to teach me how to do it right. Was I using too much elbow or pelvis? I suspect

Running into each other the way they did wasn't a prescription for a happy ending. But with the dispositions & the lawyers & suing each other they became each other's significant O

Once the secret was out forget about getting a decent meal anywhere nearby. If it was that simple to escape an uncomfortable situation & flipping burgers surely qualifies as that.

Jack walked in on Wendy trying to flip the burger. "I don't want to be no square," the meat patty told her defiantly. Jack rolled his head as far as the antenna would allow him.