I was flipping birds at everybody that went by. It got boring when nobody would catch them. Finally, I was left with only one bird left to flip. This bird's name was Flip Wilson.

Flip was another example how America really liked to see their black entertainers in drag. Before Madea or Big Mama there was Geraldine. Flip Wilson made Geraldine look good.

To the point. Succinct. Precise. Redundant. You said that. I did say redundant didn't I. Sigh. Look to the right. A yellow CREATE beckons your attention. Consider what you might

When I finally saw what I was seeing and not what I had been looking to see, I saw the Celestial Court had erected the Emerald Palace on my popcorn ceiling. I cursed the day I took

That book. It all started with that God damned book. That book! It used to be God's Little Black Book. You think Zeus and the other Olympians were the only ones plowing the fields?

Thanks to his ability to change one thing into another, like maybe an F into an A for Roman Civics class, I got the opportunity to visit Gaul for twenty years. The Romans loaded me

In hind sight it is pretty obvious that eating the monkey’s fist was a bad idea. Remember though, I was of the Ideas are not bad or good camp. I ate the monkey’s fist. Mistake is a

Offending offenders offends the amends I intend to fend off on a friend. More like a fiend but still a friend as far as fiends went. Having spent the rent not on the rent I was

I doubt it was a fortuitous thing to find myself in possession of a paper bag sack of corn grits; as if there were any other kind but corn. Having been born with an innate loathing

I do not know why I was surprised when nobody bull rushed me when I opened the bedroom’s back door. I did a double take just to make sure there really wasn’t anyone there. “Hmm,” I

His coach couldn't believe it. Maybe that was what was best for him but what about what was best for the team? The furious coach pulled him out of the game. "He did it for the team

Why die for an outcome you will never see? Best to die blissfully ignorant. That is where you end up anyway. Anyway, enough of that kind of talk. Have a first day of 3rd grade baby

The Orange One kept telling himself he was a man. A Man who was given dominion over everything. COVID19 was a virus. No way was a Man going to show weakness by wearing a mask.

Taking a closer look at Revelations shows us that the anti-Christ is supposed to recover from some fatal issue. Perhaps COVID-19. Maybe the dying was fake news in the first place.

Perhaps the stimulus checks are the beginning of the cash scheme mentioned in Revelations 13: 3-8.

Of course, we've already seen real world leaders survive COVID-19. Maybe one of them is the anti-Christ and Orange Guy is the dragon behind them.

I remember when some claimed that Ronald Wilson Reagan (6,6,6) was the anti-Christ after surviving an assassination attempt. The Book of Revelations never mentions Jodi Foster.

I had occasion to call upon St. John the Mushroomhead at his Stonehenge home. My friends, the head of St. John the Baptist, & Jenkins the Leprechaun were with me. The 2 St. Johns

"I guess you were ahead of the times," Waa’kapamuuka told The Gas Masked Socialite during a Zoom videoconfernce. GSM was streaming from a hobo's camp near Pueblo. A vape tank was

Equandro took his stimulus check to the corner shop. Nobody wanted to cash the horse/man's check. "Stop leaving your road apples around buddy," he was told. Equandro kept his shit