You know, how the drive through wildlife park "ranger" might point to an arthritic tiger & tell you that it used be the pet of some rich guy's mistress & you know exactly who it is

I dabble in gender once. I called it my Tiresias Period. Not to be confused with the periods I endured while a woman. Why do the best things have the highest costs? Tertiary male,

Oh to be simple once again. To enjoy the joy itself. Instead of parsing what it means. How it is different than before? Is it hiding a threat? Does it make my jowls look fat? Many

Tristan awoke to the muffled barking of the Town Cryer with the latest news. He opened the window to hear better while he pissed in the slopjar. "Bodies of Romeo & Juliet found at

Irene got carried away irrigating her South 40. She got lightheaded when she stood up. She didn't deny there was a hint of Hurts so Good but it was mostly disorienting. Tenuous is

I waiting for the deepfake of the orange buffoon as Thanos after the Snap. Ivanka in Leia's gold bikini would ask him, "What did it cost you?" "Nothing. I made money on the deal!"

You want to know why we never see that? It is because every time I mention that it gets replaced by the word "that". That at least is one possible surety. I'll keep an eye on it. I

I don't know why I am saying this again. It goes without saying.

Even there the gods held him back by making him blind. For the dead his blind eyes were a blessing. Merely sensing the light was a salve to their dead souls that the world endures.

"The dead should be done of such concerns," Psuedo-Socrates announced from his stall at the vomitorium. One of the lavatory attendants offered him a fresh gag stick. He indicated

"That which is not forbidden is allowed." Maybe not as cryptic as "No mustache. No boots. No horse. No wife. No worries. No life." Still pretty heavy for a Pre-K classroom. I hoped

The influencer's body was found a month later. She had starved but her phone was full of Instagram posts queued up of her surrounded by mangos. She never understood they were food.

You know that feeling when you see a guy make a joke about a rape kit in his son's gym bag as being for pandemic mitigation and you want to smack them both as amateurs? Me neither.

I don't know. Porn stars, golden showers, grabbing them by the pussy, getting sweated on by Putin? That doesn't sound like a germaphobe.

Dierdre's nephew was going down to the valley and decided a side trip to see her was called for. It would be 200 miles of extra driving with unrest along the whole trip. Family was

"Oh, we discovered gravity long before Newton. We didn't even call it gravity back then. One day we were walking along the waters of the deep and there it was." Quayfabay's eyes

Thanks to all the recent training we had in pacifying hostile populations since 9/11, our military is about to put their hard earned experience into practice on us. Thanks Bush.

Orange Buffoon: Launch that missile at that school bus full of kids. General Consternation: No. Orange Buffoon: You're fired. Acting-General Schmuckatelli, launch that missile …

"Airman Recruit Clark, I hereby promote you to Space Admiral of the World. Your first mission is to launch that missile at The Mystery Machine & the meddling kids that are in it."

It doesn't have to be the end times for people to try to make it the end times. If Hollywood had taught us one thing, that is it. "Oh, prophecy says you held the Orb with your left