No, even though you accomplished the same thing as foretold in the prophecy you didn't use your left hand. So you didn't fulfill the prophecy. This Club is only for fulfillers. Try

Maybe the prophet who had the prophecy inadvertently influenced it. He might have been too focused on the mayhem to really notice which hand was used. Being a south paw herself,

If this was a typical story of this genre, whatever that is, our hero's name would be something like Subtle Foreshadowing. It isn't so we're stuck with a plain Jane name like Torn.

Torn, in fact, is the name we've been giving. We don't know if that if a first name, a last name, a nickname, or a plume de guerre. We don't yet know if a gender is involved. Most

Shouting out from the rubble a woman's voice accused me of being a false prophet. "Guilty as charged," I replied and directed suppressing fire at the rubble. My battery pack was

I was on double secret probation with the Sorcerer's Guild. It was strongly suggested that I take the "offered" position of Chaplain in the Army. Not the Wizard Corps but Chaplain.

Officially, the Army Chaplain Corps has never had a sorcerer. There have been two that the Sorcerer's Guild knows about. I would be the first official one. If I took the job. If.

The Inner Circle finally had a witch's quorum with the arrival of Muscaria Hemlock. The Officiant began the sabat. The Acolytes of the Star Chamber set seals at the cardinal points

The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plane. Mainly. That means that sometimes it takes the bus. The rain on the bus goes wet wet wet, wet wet wet, the rain on the bus goes wet wet

My memoir, An Accidental Prophet, was in need of a serious rewrite before it went to the publisher in Antwerp. I retired to an old vampire's upstate estate near the town of Fatima.

Carandash looked at the paper.. "Well," the Dean asked again, brusquely. "Carandash took the paper & held it up to the light. "I can't fault your logic. You didn't use any." The

"I don't know girl," I told Loretta, "I think I might want to get me a taste of that." Loretta turned to look over her shoulder at Miguel. "Ho, that playa sick."

Then baby girl throws a monkey wrench into the works when she sends a leering look at Miguel where he was tied up upside down on the village's Katherine Wheel. Loretta brought tea.

He'd run out of bodies but he'd call Loretta to make the arrangements. Baby Girl made the calls she needed to make. Loretta wanted to meet in the Village Green. She'd bring tea.

Loretta had briefly been a man. Her name as he, was Leroy Jenkins. He discovered that he had rushed into being a man and went back to being Loretta. She got reversal surgery.

During that brief period as Leroy Jenkins, Loretta fathered, Muscaria Hemlocks bastard. Secretly, their child really did have two mommies. That the child was male was unfathomable.

Muscaria Hemlock never denied her son was a bastard. She didn't understand why that kept coming up though. Why was the heraldic concept of bastardy relevant in the 21st century?

Through the vicissitudes and vagaries of space migration Earth eventually became Terra. Terra Firma originally but it got pared down to simply Terra. Terrains, Moonies, Grangers, &

The rat-a-tat-tat of the gat left the fat rat flat aback the black rack on his flank. Peaches O'Malley didn't like the flack she was getting back. She felt attacked. She got her

These punks with their steam going around dispatching zombies. Taking the bounties straight out of my kids' teeth and bellies. Zombie killing is a dying family business. Steampunks