Toni Tonille was asking me to do that to her once again. I wanted to but the damned muskrat kept me away. Besides, I had to keep an eye out for the Captain. My depth perception was

The sad hermits of Inspiration Point. And it came to pass that a bold rock was barring Cookalin from walking across the pasture. Being a canny cunt, Cookalin thought to challenge

We were cast of of Eden because we had discovered that we were stronger than God. We had disobeyed the omnipotent, omniscient, First Cause. The fine print; we could escape the trap

I can't write a simple sentence without breaking it. Observe. The hat in the cat sat flat.

Schlomo didn't know why he was enjoying his stale tasteless bran flakes so much today. He tried to stop wondering about it and just enjoy it. He tried. He couldn't let it go. What

The silence told me what it could. I would guess the rest.I would need to see for myself. I developed eyes. I opened them up to see darkness upon the face of the waters. Too dark.

She was the daughter of a demi-god and a legend, neither from this world. Her mother, the legend, had left her here alone without a phone charger. She was supposed to be helping

The other day I was playing around with a few bifurcated Riemannian geometry topologies when the doorbell aooogahed. Startled, I dropped one & it fell into my Schrödinger's Box.

Sweet siren's susurrations sang softly of sanctuary beneath the ocean. How many a mariner found their sanctuary in drowning? The perils are still there until you're inside. Rainbow

I found another of my private Mandela effects. The movie 'My Cousing Vinny". Most people in this world remember Vinny played by Joe Pesci. I remember it being Danny De Vito. Marisa

My pale skin was taking on too much color from the lamplight. I suspected Renfield was using votive candles instead of tallow. I'd have to renew his tortures. I ground bone into an

I stood atop the hill looking down upon the ocean. Had I made a mistake in not emigrating to New Spain?

The hubbub in the tub kept singing rub a dub dub dub like a slob on the job with Ty Cobb. "Gnarly," gnashed the nasty gnat as the new gnu gnawed on a Gnostic agnostic with colic.

The Observer was born with creation. Pictures or it didn't happen. Same principle. The See It by fiat. The Fiat. The Observer didn't know who to report his findings to.

Growing up on an asteroid penal colony didn't exactly prepare me for the life of a ballet dancer. But since I am now a ballet dancer, I guess it did. Prison brats like me were the

As Geraldo was being suave passing his desk, the deck snagged his low hanging key fob. "Let go," he pleaded. Giving the desk the option to not. It was during lunch so it's possible

Junior got a letter to go see some lawyer in the city. He went. The taxi dropped him off in front of a tall building. He got into a room with 6 strangers shoulder to shoulder. None

In the August 2020 US edition of US.Citizen Weekly there was an interview with Omar Peck wherein he was asked about his parenting skills vis a vis Aeon Peck. I knew it was going to

Borges, a much more learned man than I, had it wrong about the library. I say that knowing he spent years as a librarian. His libraries are always quiet tomb like places. They have

My side lawn sounds like the soundtrack of a true Addams Family horror movie. The one where college age Wednesday attends Arkham Asylum University. Her roommate is a young Squeaky