A screaming quiet I knew, as in knew, screamed at me once or twice, maybe thrice, that I should end this sentence with a llama. That I did had nothing to do with her screaming.

I didn't know what i was going to come up with. I pulled that llama out of my ass. I knew it was coming just not what. Llama is good. Yeti would have been nice also. Syzygy, too.

Any girl sitting next to you will always be the prettiest girl sitting next to you unless she is uglier than the girl sitting on the other side of you. You'll never be that lucky.

It looks like Trump is the king of Rohan and Steven Miller is Wormtongue.

Darryl had always been fascinated by sewage. One might even say he was keen on sewage. He loved visiting his granduncle in the country because his septic system was always broken.

With him and the wife, 13 kids, 1 grandkid, 2 daughters-in-law, 1 son-in-law, Jeff, 2 dogs, 4 or 5 cats, 1 boa constrictor, and 5 thriving fire ant hills, & only a 1 seat outhouse.

As the SOB rode away with my horse and my half of the bank job I had an epiphany of sorts. This was the first time in my life that I hadn't seen the low road first. Getting slow.

Living deliberately while at the same seeking to destroy identity tended to give Monk Rian rough mornings getting started. Never one to be accused of being a morning person his bad

"I got one more thing to show you. You said you wish you had the floor plans of the vault room. I give you, the floor plans of the vault room." Valery gave him the SSD. "Free. To a

It would be so cool if it turns out that William Barr is actually running a real investigation against Trump by going along with him. Barr is probably wired every time they meet.

I just realized that I saw digital screens in action in 1975 in a dream. I was in a tenement courtyard. There was a poster on the wall with a gallery of my artworks that kept chang

Did my dream lead to the development of the digital screen? Did the digital screen exists prior to my dream in 1975? Is a digital screen my hrönir realized after all these years?

Was my dream alone strong enough for such an endeavor? I might need wishful thinking. I might need a last tango in Paris. I might need something I don't got. But I got what I want

My story is simple. They tell me that I was born on June 23rd REDACTED. They tell me that I am their special project. Did I mention I was born with a 5th brain? See, pretty simple.

Most of the time, my five brains cooperate. Other times … well, it isn't … oh, I don't know. None of them know either. The thrill in that fades fast though when one of us remembers

That mistake might yield sweet fruit yet. I'm digging the punctuated xylophone. Maybe because it is mostly in the audio spectrum that I can still hear. Some of the basses disappear

Professor Magnificant stood in the salon whilst the others sat around the card table playing whist. Magnificant took a puff. "Beethoven wasn't deaf. He couldn't hear over his music

At a certain point you have to admit you're going deaf. Just like anything else, you adjust. You're not yet deaf yet you tell them. When by a perfect confluence of events I hear a

Jermaine & Kogent were out and about with the most. They were waving their freak flags for the freaks who waved at flags who waved back. Which was most. Jermain was wearing a bomb

A tabla rasa is what he started off with. He still had most of the rasa. Why else I would I be here tonight? Look around. We're in bar in Toledo. Across from the depot. White Tower