Our entanglements are what always gets us. Our loved ones. Our people. We're prepared to take the heat but they aren't or shouldn't have to be. When they do, we're often undone.

Oh no! I just saw it with my own two eyes. The Russians have hacked the AI datasets. I stumbled upon a online dossier for something called Castle Argggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Before I die, I have to tell you the holy grail is there as well. I drank from it. It rejuvenated me then maybe it will work again. So remember, it is at Castle Arggggggggggggggggg

The stone cutter from that other dream was nervous. He had an appointment for his first ever dental examination. What if his dentist had a day like he did that one dream? What have

There was a mix up already. He was supposed to be getting a haircut. Nobody called the barber to cancel. The barber had been picked up from his daughter's wedding. Some blood shed.

I considered whether I needed a space before the shed. I felt I needed the distance. Distance for a complete thought. Something that told you it needed a period. It was over. Whole

I love how funny that last one ended up being on at least two levels. One, I was finished. Two, most people won't see that and accuse me of hypocrisy or whatever vice is trending.

A little bit about myself. I didn't start out as a colonel. I was a Major Lingus. I was a Captain Lingus. I flew for Aer Lingus. No relation. I was a Private Lingus. Then I wasn't.

At a certain point the Acid Dip starts losing its effectiveness as a deterrent and we're left with a staff of damaged people. Nancy, from HR, can't sit down. It effects her work.

Then look at Clive. Clive is the Regional Manager for Mindnumbing Endeavors, Inc. He misfiled his Quarterlies as TPS Reports and cost the company 45 dollops. The acid dip cost 9.

I had never seen an emergence point linger. Usually they appear, drop off their load, and whoosh, they're gone. This one has been hanging around in Joe's bar for over 3 days. Noone

Alex was the kind of host that would quiz a guest about his or her intentions in using the bathroom. "#1 or #2?" "Were you thinking of snooping in the medicine cabinet?" "Shooting

Don't blame him for being Polish. Blame the immigration system. He can't get out of line to go to the rest room or he'll lose his place in line. The puddle gives him elbow room.

I sent my paleontologist out into the jungle to arrange a parley with the local tribes: to let it be known that I had perfume bottles. Empty ones and lots of them. The gods really

Officially the planet's name was Duncan Hines IV. But everybody in the galaxy called it Rejuvenation. It was the lone known source of mana, the miracle sponge. It was plum for

Joint joint joints joint joints joints joint at a joint joint jointly.

Not having love means never having it tested. That put me at a disadvantage should I get one.

Flushed out like a pigeon. How easy that was for you, wasn't it? I know you now know. Now you know that I know you know. My numbers will suffer. I don't mind. Never paid attention.

She was a natural born weed puller; she was better than the best. Naturally, she became a prosecutor straight out of Compton, and now she has found her way in through the back door

My mother is a lathe in her grave at the state in which I've let the lawn get. I attempted yard work yesterday. The weed eater and my lack of sight did me in. Playing with dirt.