Having implied an "it" earlier, I now found myself equating it with nothing. I don't know which of me was more surprised. I do know but I don't want to make the other me jealous.

I painted myself into a corner and like it's namesake I was stuck in the corner and the floor was lava. I had been using an experimental thermalgenic paint for the Department of

I find that when in a crisis, like the one we are in now, it is best to pick a moving "target" and make it stop moving. Some have chosen to make TRUTH the target. Timing may or may

Cochran was called in before the Old Man. Something was up. Did Dad know? Or was he finally going to give me my own crew? Thoughts flew like a murder of crows spooked & scattered.

Gerty heard a muffled ruckus from below in the street. She hardly gave it a thought and continued writing her rant. Gerty got giddy thinking the ruckus was the garbage truck. Bilbo

I told myself I couldn't remember my days, what happened when, which came first, etc. I answered myself with a Reddit post about the longevity project. I didn't know what I meant.

Those days weren't worth remembering. After the wedding, the divorce. The eggs predate the existence of chickens. Therefore, the egg came first. Which one took up smoking first is

I miss the days when trains would rattle along the track and one could enjoy the passing scenery in a sedate yet pensive state. But now we only see a shifting pearlescent smudge as

Failing to see the light about the darkness that surrounded me seemed the best course of action for now. But when I wouldn't snort the headman's offering I "taught" about boofing.

"I win!Losers!" the dumb,maniacal orange shouted at the start of the game.The armed clementines,his frenetic supporters,cheered and harassed his opponent.The old grape stared at

I never gave tomorrow much thought except for every day and every night. Did I want to see another miserable tomorrow. It's true, tomorrow never comes. But it does blow hot air in

Championship Cricket never won a championship in any endeavor. He was too lazy to win lazy contest. "Winning has taken up enough time from me. Why must you remind the world I'm an

Championship Cricket was struck by the sour notes the hurdy gurdy gal was slinging around like a carny hawker. "Do you hate music so much?" he asked. "No, just much," she answered.

"Don't worry, sweetie. I'm right here and I'm holding on to you. Stupid people talking as if our world is a bunch of temporary vapors and our lives are inconsequential!" Ari's mom

The party was going nicely when Jake cried, "Tyros et my dingo!" Tyros set down his forks and said, "Nah, bro, I never ate your dingo. This dingo is made of tofu! Understand?" Jake

After the fat man entered the room, he sucked up all the crisp clean air, and, with each exhale of self-important diatribe, emptied the room with stale, heavy, guano-smelling gas.

Thursday was Pork N Beans night down at the Corn Hole Convention Center. I wasn’t good at Corn hole, but I could put away more pork n beans than anyone else, which made me gassier

Wasserman wrote the book on Existential Bullshit. Just one person, Donald T. John, studied the book (actually, he paid somebody to study it for him), and that was enough to change

Then I started feeling like a real person again. I had substance and extension. I could feel the body I had; the blood pumping, lungs inflating, spleen spleening. I was out of my

"The Potemkin on the Potomac" was my one word play about a US President ordering the US Military to fire upon US Citizens peacefully exercising their rights. The transition crisis