"You really believe in that shit, that, "Do what thy wilt shall be the whole Law" shit," McKenna asked her roomie, Karandash Krasnaya, of the Portsmouth Karandashes. Kras turned to

Abraxos Hemlock was some sort of uncle to Muscaria Hemlock. Those who tried to find the true connections soon found their own graves. The word "infernal" was often used to describe

The Living Off The Dead Ones was my pre-K punk ska band. I played lead kazoo. My teacher, Miss Chartreuse, kept the beat on her hatbox. The Mudd twins played bass on their braids.

It was raining and the early evening shadows were vying to be the darkest. I was out walking trying to get myself lost. It was a lost cause it seemed. I was a lost cause, I told my

Working the graveyard shift as the morgue like I do, I get lots of time to ponder the bodies coming in. The live ones, the dead ones, the undead ones, the living dead ones, etc.

The ink spots on his Dunce Cap gave him away; Me, myself, and I was his reply to everything, yet I liked the guy: his cars were lavish, his wife was a MILF, and he was best friends

I was rocking out to the biofreeze spitting out my calamities. Wondering where the crow flys, after he’s brought them to their knees, brought them to their knees. Invoking infamy

Captain Crimson’s undocumented alien parents left him for dead, at birth, inside a radioactive plutonium lab; where, instead of dying, he became a famous crime-fighting superhero.

I’ve never noticed that the song “I’m Gonna Run To You” by Bryan Adams is a catchy paeon to justify his cheating on his wife. It’s her fault. He shouldn’t be expected to honor vows

My morning ablutions done, I found myself with an hour of unexpected leisure. I left my phone on the picnic table and meandered down into the forest. I hadn't crossed over in ages.

They changed the United States Constitution in 2026. A felony conviction would no longer disqualify a candidate for President. They also added a discretionary nepotism rule. Which

The 1st time I died wasn't all BAM then float away softly like all the others say it was for them. In fact, none of my deaths have ever been like that. Sarge says I invest too much

Wanda the Anaconda was wondering when Gwen and Glen would wet their whistles with whisky. Why worry wantonly when waste not want not. The wretched wizard wise guy Westly went west.

Inspector Manovwar was putting the final nails to the mystery of the missing potatoes when he was hit by an idea and died instantly. The Capuchin monkeys flung en masse their Bacon

Chris told Pat, "I'll be the boy." Pat looked at Sam, rolled her eyes, and answered Chris with, "I'll be me, heh, heh, heh." Sam explained to Marion, "Nudge nudge, wink wink." He

Albondigas Canales was a guy that I never met or ever heard mentioned until I mentioned him just now. You can image what kind of guy he was. I'll wait.

In the early days of Martian colonization, on average, 1 in 8 arkship was lost to mutiny brought on by the monotony of space travel at the time. What had been known as cabin fever

The US Marshalls arrived to collect the perp. "Let us see who Governor Desantis really is," Daphne said. At this Fred ripped the governor's face off. "Typhoid Mary," Velma gasped.

"From over here," here he indicated himself with his revolver, "it smells like that sandwich you're eating contains pastrami. Do I also detect curry?" "Chicken vindaloo," I said.

Sometimes I pretend that I am not inside a me shaped hatbox and that I am not waiting for someone or something to open my hatbox. But then I cannot pretend to pretend the other. If