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Artie was a hitman who lived on Michigan's Lost Peninsula. He did a lot of work for the Detroit factions. His modus operandi was choking. Artie was a choker. He liked being eyeball

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That is when it struck most us. We'd been expended. The enemy might as well have blown us up for all the good it was going to do us now. Most of us only had the air our suits made.

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The 8th grade mixer was getting underway when a gaping hole appeared in the middle of the dance floor. Kids scooted away from it in an expanding circle. CRACK! The floor was lava.

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"Your degree of mystery too starkly limited for you to be a perfect stranger. Fix that and I might give you another look. Well, I might. Give my love to dad. Goodbye." The board

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To say that the point has been made, completely misses the point. Or so I am hear. Reminds me of a footnote in the Thesaurus of the Khazars under the entry for consanguineous loop

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In 1437 near the site that is now Peoria, a portal opened up and out stepped out 3 beaming physics under-grads. A spear felled Funez. Swann became his own great-great-great-grandfa

At the beginning it was a dogpile of ideas stumbling over each other. Now it is a cat & mouse game of form and backspace with a large side of confusion is solid. Get used to it. I

"Ok, one more time into the breach," Vernon Stumpfifer said as he opened the door. "Jeesh Vern, it's only Home Economics. I'm sure you'll survive it. Unless you forgot to bring the

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Howard paced nervously across his father’s study, waiting his turn at the Old Man; knowing he wouldn’t claim the child, growing in Duchess Pam’s womb, as his own, Howard plotted to

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