One time Nurse Jeff said, "Sometimes I think you're the only one who sees me." So I said, "Because I see the cute chest hair in your scrubs or because you're a psychic monster who

The man let out a whale of pain. I don't know where he'd been hiding the whale up until that point, but the sudden appearance of a sadistic Blue Whale startled the party-goers.

I see her ambling when I take out the trash; she’s got no income, but she’s got plenty of cash. She often walks away when she really wants to come & watch me do the hum and strum.

Meanwhile in the 27th & a quarter dimension the ramona periwinkle had trekked with all their equipment to a remote ashram in Sri Lanka to record Prof. Lumu Loolis's rendition of an

The road least traveled through Justin’s mind was being taxed; Justin lacked money and management. The road least traveled was both boundless and busy; Justin was neither of those

I flew over my own head at her neice's bat mitzvah. I told her, "No, it don't mean a thing if it don't mean a thing. If you know what I mean? It's not a thing." "You just proved it

A collector spent millions on a Sean Penn & Robert DeNiro “We’re No Angels” poster. I laughed. I’m the Altar Boy in the poster; that’s my body with DeNiro’s head superimposed

On my block the Hot Tomatoes call all the shots. Being a Hot Tomatoes was a shot at getting out. Usually, into Witness Protection. To marry out of the neighborhood was frowned on.

I didn't know how far I was going to play this farce. The story was stale. The humor painted with a wide brush. Mostly fart & dick jokes, and Gypsy bashing. Few bothered to notice

When you swear 'forever' the karmic wheel can't cycle you out. You'll be stuck repeating human manifestations beyond karma's reach. The mechanism doesn't exist to prevent that. Aye

The water droplet fell though wisps of cloud, growing. It was not alone. The droplet's cloud was not the only one relasing the rain on a land known for flash flooding. Wash out the

Marsha Pratt, Karen's sister, was a playful wench as well. She once burnished my codpiece by the Hero's Gate. The Duke of Finch was inspecting & all, so she saved my bacon. A face

Neely was just finishing up with his DIY fleshlight when his friend Andtwawn stepped around the corner. "What you doing there dude? It looks like you going to fuck a Pringles can."

From where he stood, Christmas was not on time; the trees were bare and the scroogie had lots of heirs, lining up like little wind-up toys and marching woodenly toward their bounty

Telemachus sneezed. His ejecta ended up in his father's face on the otherside of the rock they were carrying. Oddyseus couldn't wipe it off without dropping his end. So it mingled

"The culprit got away," Sgt. Sherry Pepper told her new partner, a rookie. The look he gave her said "Huh?" "The perp gave me the slip," she said as an explanation he might get.

His birth name was Carl Anthony Jamali, which was also his father & Nonno’s name; his Nonno was Carl & his father was Tony, he went by Jamal & James & Jam and, finally, Jimmy Jam.

Bubba was rounder than a sponge cake & twice as soft; his son, Darryl, was his clone. When Darryl was six, Bubba started learning him to be a bully, and Darryl was a fast learner.

Another where place where the Hollywood's Doppelgänger trope comes up against reality is in the case of having somebody reflaced by their clone. The clone has a different life arc

I tend to fall for bipolar women at their peak high; I levitate them higher with my oomph. After 7 years of bliss, gloom and misery steal them from me, and I’m left alone, again.