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If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. I lived my whole life by those bullshit words. Truth is, it’s been broken for 20 years or more & it can’t be fixed because the parts are obsolete -
Dad & Elsa rented a pad in Venice, a hop-skip-and-a-jump over 7 homeless people to the infested Pacific. The air stunk of Jack-in-the-box, and a salsa beat voided into the garage. -
An unimportant, but much appreciated, breeze blew through the window screen, carrying the Platter’s sweet sound of twilight’s heavenly shades into my young, and eager-to-hear, ear -
She entered the world penniless, determined to leave it the same way; until, through a volatile incident which involved balloons, lube, & cocaine, she made enough money to retire. -
Angus Durango had been forgotten by his family. He hadn't been heard from in 34 years. Most assumed him dead. Officially, he was. Very dead. She was now a member of an elite force. -
I told the story of Moon Nyat Ta & her Koto of Sorrow. My absent audience laugh cried. Maybe it was the other way around. Moon told the story of me & my Didgeridoo of Doom. Payback -
I stepped out into the brisk evening without a clue. I wasn't down the 11 steps of our stoop before Sancho was inside my house via the back door and my waiting wife. I was then the -
He sent Delacroix across the river to reconoiter the pass. His main body he had continue along hugging this side of the river towards the bridge. If it was still standing. A scout -
public class Story { private boolean isFolded = true; void fold(String line) { story.add(line); return story.fold(); } ... okay, debug THAT, will ya. -
Fold STory -
A light rain was falling when I walked out of the building. Dusk was at hand and a steak somewhere was calling my name. Dutch Fairlane. Dutch on account I was Dutch. Nobody knew my -
I mean, it wasn't THAT bad. It was just a rift in the universe, no biggie. Nothing we couldn't fix. -
I always wondered why that toe became something i couldn't live without. -
It was time. Time for the mass destruction the purple pants have planned for years. -
It was time. Time for the mass destruction the purple pants have planned for years. -
It was time. Time for the mass destruction the purple pants have planned for years. -
Eyes watch me in my sleep... they won't go away. They haunt my dreams... they won't go away. -
Eyes watch me in my sleep... they won't go away. They haunt my dreams... they won't go away. -
The time had come. It was time for the mass destruction the planet of the purple pants have been planning for plenty of years -
The music blasted into my ears as I walked to the bus stop. I did a little dance as cars passed me but I didn't care what any of them thought. I turned the street to my stop when..