If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. I lived my whole life by those bullshit words. Truth is, it’s been broken for 20 years or more & it can’t be fixed because the parts are obsolete

Dad & Elsa rented a pad in Venice, a hop-skip-and-a-jump over 7 homeless people to the infested Pacific. The air stunk of Jack-in-the-box, and a salsa beat voided into the garage.

An unimportant, but much appreciated, breeze blew through the window screen, carrying the Platter’s sweet sound of twilight’s heavenly shades into my young, and eager-to-hear, ear

She entered the world penniless, determined to leave it the same way; until, through a volatile incident which involved balloons, lube, & cocaine, she made enough money to retire.

Angus Durango had been forgotten by his family. He hadn't been heard from in 34 years. Most assumed him dead. Officially, he was. Very dead. She was now a member of an elite force.

I told the story of Moon Nyat Ta & her Koto of Sorrow. My absent audience laugh cried. Maybe it was the other way around. Moon told the story of me & my Didgeridoo of Doom. Payback

I stepped out into the brisk evening without a clue. I wasn't down the 11 steps of our stoop before Sancho was inside my house via the back door and my waiting wife. I was then the

He sent Delacroix across the river to reconoiter the pass. His main body he had continue along hugging this side of the river towards the bridge. If it was still standing. A scout

public class Story { private boolean isFolded = true; void fold(String line) { story.add(line); return story.fold(); } ... okay, debug THAT, will ya.

Fold STory

A light rain was falling when I walked out of the building. Dusk was at hand and a steak somewhere was calling my name. Dutch Fairlane. Dutch on account I was Dutch. Nobody knew my

I mean, it wasn't THAT bad. It was just a rift in the universe, no biggie. Nothing we couldn't fix.

I always wondered why that toe became something i couldn't live without.

It was time. Time for the mass destruction the purple pants have planned for years.

It was time. Time for the mass destruction the purple pants have planned for years.

It was time. Time for the mass destruction the purple pants have planned for years.

Eyes watch me in my sleep... they won't go away. They haunt my dreams... they won't go away.

Eyes watch me in my sleep... they won't go away. They haunt my dreams... they won't go away.

The time had come. It was time for the mass destruction the planet of the purple pants have been planning for plenty of years

The music blasted into my ears as I walked to the bus stop. I did a little dance as cars passed me but I didn't care what any of them thought. I turned the street to my stop when..