One must remember that General Custer, the time-traveling cyborg mercenary from the past/future, was just as often seen as the bad guy whenever he was involved in something. Losers

The scheme worked like this. Steal pet. Leave random demand: cash to app. Meanwhile, sell pet on street for $10 with ransom receipt. Buyer has cheap pet & possibly ransom money.

Wallace was a genius, but, because of the Great Depression, he dropped out of high school and worked as an Usher at the local Movie Theater. It was then he decided to be an actor.

Wallace was a genius, but, because of the Great Depression, he dropped out of high school and worked as an Usher at the local Movie Theater. It was then he decided to be an actor.

"Ok, one more. Wait. Helen, are you breathing through your knees already? I told you to tell me as soon as it started. How long have you been breathing through your knees? Helen?"

When I confronted the gas masked socialite about her gallivanting all over the hobo camp without keeping social distanced, she showed me what goes for a smile from her. I melted.

The fog, the sudden car, the music conspired against my better spirits. It turned into a fast pursuit in the fog on a treacherous road. I had to do what Helm, Flint, or Bond didn't

I was driving through a thick fog listening to Super Agent. I was alone on the road. The first of several sharp curves was just ahead. Suddenly there was a car behind me in the fog

It was good that Tesla included the “Eternal Battery” choice on their Model Z; the vaccine line was hours, days, long, and the road ahead cluttered with gas-deprived heaps of junk.

a lost soul implies a had, implies design, implies being found, Why ascribe sadness to the soul? It is beyond this & that. It is above pulling over and asking for directions as his

China Man was rapping in the back when the Fedex guy delivered a large case of Crayola crayons. The music was loud and nobody heard the Fedex guy at the door. He left it behind the

I ain't not well. Not even close to how far. Still, the sun was shining and the clouds didn't seem menacing for a change. I ventured out for a bit of melted beef a cannibal sold me

The Emliif Collective learned the hard way a long time ago to not discount the bacteria contained in the colons of visiting Earthlings. The Collective had lost 2 colonies to a tiny

My friend Siqo Nakashima-Liebowitz-Garcia told me that he heard that in the 56.24th dimension there is a day that lasts a whole month. Granted, it is a month that only lasts 1 day.

From a lot of people, mostly women, many of them ex-wives, he was estranged. That was the legal jargon used: Estranged, & paramour; used when he shacked up with a married woman.

From a lot of people, mostly women, many of them ex-wives, he was estranged. That was the legal jargon used: Estranged, & paramour; used when he shacked up with a married woman.

We had something in mind when we started this. Of this we are sure. We just don't know what that had been. We couldn't understand why not a single one of us remembered what we were

Unshod I trod across the quad to join my squad: Claude, Maude, Todd, and some new broad from abroad, ℺ØÐđ. She was a bawdy one too. Three for five! Sex & seven eighths. "Nein!" Ten

One day I saw Ted walk into the version of our town reflected in his pickup truck. It was freshly washed and waxed. He went in normal but came out at least 80 years older. He’d que

He had begun to smell it a half hour before he noticed it. A carnal smell from the next room; familiar but he couldn't place it. His curiosity piqued, he rose from his desk to