Hey, we don't know that. We don't know if our senses keep working when we're dead. They might remain intact and we can not tell because of the infinite void of the other side.

I suddenly want to watch The Mouse That Roared. Or The Trouble With Angels. I thought I saw bright amber glimmerings in the field next to mine. It was potato chip bags flickering.

Under the pills and inside my skin I asked a lady if she had enough night. She looked around for a eunuch who'd had a stroke. But she also looked inside an asp's entrails. What did

I thought I had been leading up encountering Jack and his cow. I wonder what happens to Jack now. He still has the dried up cow dragging him down. He can't climb beanstalks with it

I bring the body of Electra. The Furies have no beef with her anymore.

If there was a flaw in a plan Kevin Blake would walk in it up to his knees. He replaced himself in another dimension & refuses to cheat on his wife with his wife in this dimension.

When I was a juvenile, I belonged to a gang of hoodlums; we called ourselves the 86ers. We used to toss people out of places for no good reason; we purged mediocrity from the city.

"11,000 Quatrains" by Robert Czerny was ranked pretty close to the bottom on Amazon, but one of its five readers seemed to really get what the author was trying to convey. Mary Sam

His agent said, "Look, Pete, any day now (should we live so long) we might want to rebrand you as the Oscar Levant of the 21st Century. Problem is, you and pianos are strangers."

"I'm sorry, William. We just don't think an Iowegian guy with your looks is the right fit to be a brand ambassador for Ladidas, although of course we hope to include all sprouts

"Sorry, Lewis and all. I just can't afford to keep this radio station going." Lewis looked at the other 200. "Radio is all we've had while those internet sickos on the coasts mock

We met in the silences we'd find in the unused dining rooms of the main house. We didn't know why they were still being powered. They say the blood flows through the house. We took

"Dobbee do bee do do. Do wa? Do wa? Do wa," he said. "You're paraphrasing Loomis, I presume," she said and motioned for the waiter. "Oh yes, let us get more wine. You choose." The

I stopped to imagine being at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. The darkness, the cold. I definitely shouldn't be in just my Speedos. I had to take a look at my life now. I looked

I meant stock. They heard stocks and they put me in them. For most of an afternoon, I was locked in stocks in front of the Town Hall. The networks got bored of seeing my face. They

She was a real hot tamale. I wanted to feel her heat. But I was holding hands with a dead man and we were saying our “I do”s atop a giant glass menagerie. I didn’t care that the

Things grow and change. I can remember when the Rocky Mountains were just two wheelbarrows of dirt. I was thinking about that this morning as I walked out to the mailbox. A207 was

"You don't say?" "You ninny! You just heard me indeed say it. Are you stupid as well as insipid?" "You don't say?" "Confound you harridan! I do say!" "So says you." Bob shot her.

There is a rhetorical question I met anon who was in search of an object. "I think most people start their search with finding a subject first." He gave me a stern looking over. If

I lost another one coming here. At least one. Maybe 3. Plus the 4 or 7 I don't know about. That brings my bag up to 23 and the clock is about to run out. I looked up into the crowd