I lost another one coming here. At least one. Maybe 3. Plus the 4 or 7 I don't know about. That brings my bag up to 23 and the clock is about to run out. I looked up into the crowd

Back at it. Wondering if it is a matter of time or a matter of mind. Maybe both. I'll never tell what i decided. I'm not ashamed of my decision. It seems skittish in the light. Fat

I don't think he meant to imply that they were grandmothers. Only that they were called grannies by the other members of the boy band RFD. The math made it really unlikely. 25 with

At this point I don't remember if I traveled there through the memory or through time. I hadn't had either the day before. Who knew having only fifty cents in my pocket would lead

Rarely does the story I want to write get written because all the words have conspired against me since I was a coon dog's umbrella. See. I didn't mean to write wrestle a train. Or

A past me sent me a message to meet a future me now. I didn't see me anywhere. Perhaps one of me was late. The past me might've garbled the message. I waited through a lot of futur

Once upon a time/space continuum, Omar Peck was experimenting with the spiegel device and he inadvertently opened up a portal into another universe. The fire that ensued burned

I heard the cock crowing as a blues jazz fusion with the sunrise a soulful sax. I found my dancing feet barely holding me down. The music was so tempting. I was cheating the Devil.

Have you heard of Kentucky Fried Chicken? Well, get ready for our brand new range of tasty goodness: "Kansas Fried Chicken".

It was February and I couldn't tell if I spelled February correctly. It looked right but, maybe, a bit sketchy too. I must have forgotten the oddity of it. People remember the odd.

The Hunt for Red Enterprise, in November, began in July. Tina Laguna was fresh off the Kessel Run. This is long before she became the Queen of Mars. Another life really. She's the

The velociraptor had me locked in his gaze. I could feel him getting closer. My hand fumbled behind me to release my bra. The velociraptor was aroused. I tried to purr to it. It

The T-rex came by again with some flowers and some pieces of triceratops. We ate them in silence. He said something about the weather and seeing a slow shooting star. I thanked him

Kevin Blake is what some call a wastrel. He'll cotton to it if you were to ask. Just don't ask if you're going to ask him for money later. He'll lend it but feel sad about it. What

Being the 38th dick to have gone into your girlfriend is not easy to forget. On the other hand, that still makes you Under 40 in that department. So you got that going for you. You

I told Deja Vu he was about to feel deja vu. But it was I that felt deja vu. Deja Vu wouldn't let me feel him. And then it was deja vu all over again. I rarely have deja vu about a

Kevin Blake and Omar Peck once shared an elevator. Kevin had been a process server then. Omar was only dreaming of more amorous devices than the speigle. It had been at Doctor's

Keven Blake had finally taken the plunge and took a drink from the bottle of tomato juice that kept showing up in his fridge. He lived alone and didn't buy tomato juice. He kind of

I noticed that a I was talking to me instead of me. I thought it odd that I was doing that more often without having noticed it this long. I thought so twice. That was good enough.

When EJ Camacho was a three years old she was visited by a great grand uncle, a duke or earl of the Old Pluto. She thought they had been discussing the aerodynamics of pre-Infinity