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In Stripes we had the Aunt Jemima Treatment. In Bachelor Party we had the rotating egg beater. In Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down we have miniature SCUBA divers. What hasn't been there? -
Twenty three years after the cessation of hostilities throughout the former United States else, Alvarez, Texas continued their fight against the Trumpets and the Trumpet collaborat -
The American Restoration was a period between just after the 2nd Trump War and lasted until the 2nd generation Colony Ship launchings in 2103 under the Franken Regime. Some hold -
I intended to follow in the footsteps of Pierre Menard & write a book that has already been written long before. The book I was going to write was Oedipus in Disneyland. Molloy had -
The deeper and deeper you go into things the more compelling becomes the question of more. It does not matter that we're talking about eternities, you want eternities on top of ete -
I wonder if the Nazarene saw this night that night. Me, on a Thursday, eating a salami and cheese sandwich with horseradish sauce on week old wheat bread and listening to sorrows. -
Tom Thumbdrive, 2217: in 2017 they were still using electronics for what I guess was their crude attempt at the vapor, but they called it the internet. Using his playlist from tha -
They left behind a trail of shadows as they raced across the leafy path. The wind blowing through the tree forest halls, and they were wolves, king of the woods, Wise and knowing. -
"Chunky?" I hate when they call me that. Manny the Manatee munched on his lettuce sandwich and watched "My 600lb Life" He chuckled. "600 pounds, hehhh." That's nothing compared to -
I always loved surfing the waves at Chernobyl Beach. Mostly because I could sneek through the barbed wired fences and use the toxic's sludges glow to see at night. I have the beach -
Beth was born blind. When the doctors removed the bandages all that she had fealt before with her fingers, nose and ears was visible. It was ugly! The world was ugly and disgusting -
It is a fact, as factual as a fact can be factual; I'm neither a politician nor a journalist. It is a fact that twigs and berries and strawberry creams are always in my dreams! -
A gasp escaped the watchers as they realized how smoothly he had changed the colors. 1st: They had not expected there to be colors, and 2: if colors were involved only two schemes -
Sitting here in the dark with the mosquitoes while Patsy Clines wonders “What did I do?”, I think back to when I didn’t know you existed, never dreamt about you or made a wish or a -
& so it happened,as I said it would, but then I also said I'd say that and so I did. But this was never about me anyway. Was it? When I asked myself for the answers, who but me cou -
I could not help it but sometime after the 13th hour of the Regional Chewing Finals I fell asleep. The last event I can remember was the 3rd Bleu Cheese Chew when Tony's bleu was -
I had a whole ecosystem worked out. It was perfect. A place for everything and everything in it's place. I even had a space for entropy. That entropy entered my memory and I forgot -
I have about as much passion for dieting and exercising as I do for kidnapping and embezzlement--which one will help me reach MY goal the fastest. The only thing off-limit is muder -
Soft supple caresses were the touch of a mother on her sweet permanently sleeping newborn's cheek. For give me for giving you the dying gene. -
ON THE FIRST DAY OFF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME 1 PENGUIN PONY ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRIS MAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME 1 penguin pony 2 cricket tickets