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In the midst of the chase I found my self and my power. I suddenly flew past him and into orbit. I had to master my power quickly before he could get away. Her life depended on it.
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He knew his voice would be lost in the maelstrom but he shouted out his defiance nonetheless. He would know and maybe that is all that mattered, that he knew. Shadows filled his th
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24 hours of woe. I wanna be berated. Nothing but a fool. I wanna be berated. Just get me to feel its all my fault. Give me an all out verbal assault. I wanna be berated. Oh oh oh
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Huron Ze was mildly bemused and delighted at the feeling of his phantom eyes expressing bemusement and delight at still having a shipping address despite his being postincarnate. W
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An Amazon package came to my doorstep, even if I didn't order anything. It had to be a hundred pounds at least, and when I opened it, it was my fifth grade teached, Mr. Armitage.
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Arle put his phone in his pocket. "Who was that", asked Frenz. "Another angry villager asking what is he supposed to feed his kids if we keep killing all the dragons and good morni
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Now this is a tale most peculiar, about a man who died before he was born. "Halt!" you say, "How can this be?" but I assure you it happened just as I am about to tell it.
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When the sun came up, everybody pretended not to notice that there was a brain just sitting there on the bench in the middle of the village. Old Man Jennings chose that day not to
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I like to dance when it's raining and play guitar with my friends especially at midnights. Maybe you like to
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The barista was confused by the customer's request in Spanish for the largest small coffee that she had. It was not that that it was in Spanish that confused her but what size did
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I was alarmed at how many times the second brain in my gut had hijacked my will and took me over. To protect my life and freedom, I began to plot its demise. My first thought was
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As I stood there with his finger up my butt, I started to wonder if he was a real dentist. "So where did you go to school?" I asked. "No flirting please," he said, "it's inappropri
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“Let me show you my naked body,” I said, but he insisted that he would only accept cash or tokens, and told me I had to pay up or else get off the bus. I reached into my beard and
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I think that I would hope to think about walking around the Sarlaac's brain. It should be simple but I barely believe in hope and the Sarlaac is scary. Then there's my clubfoot.
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Hello, Boils and Ghouls, this evening we have an almost live performance, yes we re-hearsed 'itl everyone had their lines dead on. I don't want to keep you hanging, so will cut to
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Are the golem waking? Or are alternative facts keeping them uninformed and not in any way interested in being woke. (SWIDT?) Where are the LGBT&A's golems?
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In the Cassini pictures, I first saw Walt Disney as The Bride of Frankenstein but an extra 90° clockwise gave us somebody, maybe a golem, tied to the back of an electric tiger.
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I also saw a witch in a tree stump and somehow hanging by her tongue that is wrapped around the throat of a mountain man lying down on the cliff high above her. An alien elfman wat
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Ed was 100 when he decided to take up street luge. Since he believed in starting every activity before sunrise, he had to practice during morning rush hour. His granddaughter Penny
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When she was a child she had a vision of herself seeing something she couldn't believe which she remembered she had already seen as a child when she saw this very thing. She still