Hello, Boils and Ghouls, this evening we have an almost live performance, yes we re-hearsed 'itl everyone had their lines dead on. I don't want to keep you hanging, so will cut to

Are the golem waking? Or are alternative facts keeping them uninformed and not in any way interested in being woke. (SWIDT?) Where are the LGBT&A's golems?

In the Cassini pictures, I first saw Walt Disney as The Bride of Frankenstein but an extra 90° clockwise gave us somebody, maybe a golem, tied to the back of an electric tiger.

I also saw a witch in a tree stump and somehow hanging by her tongue that is wrapped around the throat of a mountain man lying down on the cliff high above her. An alien elfman wat

Ed was 100 when he decided to take up street luge. Since he believed in starting every activity before sunrise, he had to practice during morning rush hour. His granddaughter Penny

When she was a child she had a vision of herself seeing something she couldn't believe which she remembered she had already seen as a child when she saw this very thing. She still

The sound of the rain falling lazily on the tin roof was the background music to the waiting. Each distant thunder a story to be told was telling will tell. The rumbles grabbed our

It is as if I am grabbing a flower in a thick bower. My hand & the flower are highlighted by a large but stray sunbeam. It seems to be following my hand. There's that rustle again.

The nuts are all gone. God bless them. May they find their way in the world. Here's to Bob's your uncle and the horse you rode in on. Now get your puny ass back in the wagon!

I was looking at the nudie magazine your son insists is not his. Those women really are pretty. I wish I could look like that. "But Babe, you are prettier than all of them, Besides

We finally found the cave and the eternity chair was exactly where the map said it would be. While we were picking straws to see who would sit on it first, Kraven just sat in it.

There is a lion hiding in this ordinary sunny day. Treat it as a threat. Don't let your powder get wet and keep your top knot. If the boot falls on you remember to send us a sign.

The fan on my desk was tired of trying to push this moist air into a semblance of a breeze. It had to go through the motions but it's heart was not in it and the moist air knew it.

When I was a kid, I couldn't wait to turn 6 so I could start being a spy for the government. Even at 5 they would still let me spy for them but they couldn't pay me yet. I built up

I think I saw that kid from Resident Block #448342 over on level #438 of Tower #E33 just might have been found guilty of a pleasure thought about his sister's gerbil lunch. Perv!

While everybody else was up on the top deck watching the aliens and whales battle it out I ran into her in the kitchen. She was loading up on shrimp ceviche which is what I was af

I guess this the place you ask the other steadies if you think I am improving at this or not. Am I improving or not? That's me asking the question. You won't chase me away, please.

Firewalls and anti-virus programming do nothing to stop the progression of disease. Network terminals turn terminal. Data multiplies beyond processing capabilities— like cancer.

The ipso ergo was wrong, I admit that up front. Somehow reason crossed over and it's elegant construction had us bamboozled just long enough for her conversion to lock in. The live

Hansel, the grate he was on quickly getting hotter, realized being pretty did not mean being good. "How can someone so pretty do us so poorly?" "You think I'm pretty", the witch as