The failure hadn't been because it didn't work. It worked. Just not on a big enough scale to warrant raising it to a Full Steam Ahead type priority. No change to project funding is

Finding myself before the august door of the Secretary through no design of my own, I felt at a loss to settle my mind to the new order of things. That I had sought the Secretary's

I heard it in the wind. A wild wind that only I could see. It’s voice was like the screams of the innocents who found their innocence made a poor shield. I sought a dark tomb to

Since I was working from home without internet service I was going old school with the paper bill of ladings. I have never used these before. I am used to scanning the barcode. I/O

Votes to court? Why court votes from your followers? One follower with another follower won’t debate, hate delights in hate. Why don’t you court those who seek truth? Misery enjoys

She was 16. I was 10. She was the most exquisite woman I had ever seen, and she was the lifeguard at the beach. I spent every day during the Summer as close to her as I could get.

The Change Gun had the green card slotted into it, and Jun held it above his head. "Transform!" he yelled, and pulled the trigger, green light falling around him. "REVIVE! GALE!"

"To hell with literacy!" the talking hominids shouted as they torched the libraries of the world and polluted the internet with their dimwitted blather. Sometimes Sentry Jr. didn't

Hear tell of a time, close to a hundred years ago, I reckon, when things weren't going too well for a lot of us. Quarantines all about kept kids too often in a house with the sick.

Besides the quarantines we had lost our jobs when the lipstick factory closed for the duration of the quarantine. Riding her old nag into Little Rock would take close to 4 hours.

Teresa opened the door to let the cat out and saw Steve walking up to the house. She saw his truck out by the barn. He must have thought to find her there first. "Hi Steve, what's

I don’t know how he did it, especially since my mother called him a “good-for-nothing lazy bum,” but Vinnie Pappaloopa could handle anything. I’m talking about anything. Anything.

“Oh, look!” the President bared his loose upper denture, “The Pulitzer Prize winner… 5 times over… I haven’t read any of his stuff… I get halfway through the first page and I’m

As an actor, Sam was a penis transplant away from the triple-X-ers. His dreams of Shakespeare on Broadway were dimmed by Off Broadway Crack Houses and Houses of ill Repute.

The press called him the “mediocrity poster child;” they called him lucratively unexceptional, and unremarkably common. Some compared his characterizations to driftwood floating.

Repercussions. It turns out my cartoon ejaculations reverberated in certain circles. By introducing my semen into Flintstone society I improved the cartoon gene pool. Life imitates

The Möbius mummy was forever unraveling but he still found time to date during the pandemic. He had a date tonight, in fact. With a full institutional sized laundry bag. They had

Mad fabric sex is not something you’d never expect to see at a party which had Frank Velcher in attendance but there it was. “They met in the hotel’s laundry behind the carts of

As I floated up Old Man River my thoughts strayed again upon my Bonnie lassie back home in County Cork. Her rosy cheeks & the ones on her face as well. Oh Fanny to hear you clap

PD Scooter 17 arrived at our penthouse's dock. I apologized to the officer about calling the police to help take the trash out, then assisted Jessica into the vehicle. I liked his