Hey, I'd just like to apologize to 1plus3 for my harsh continuation of your opener. You did put a little more effort into that than some other least-effort players, and I regret

It turned out the Crow Virus was a cosmic threat, afflicting not just the hominids, but also the silicoids and spectrals. Hrengor the Beholder had to shutter his chain of smoothie

And so we gather in the forests of the new night, connected by verbiage and mesmer shows, unable to give each other a lick or a punch or to light a beard on fire, yet bound by

"Here it is," said Aubrey as he set the hot mug of joe before Agent Cooper. "I can see you," said Agent Cooper. "You know what it's like to be an outsider. There is your strength."

The second Slim Beaver, hereafter referred to as “The Beev,” walked into Sal’s Barber Shop back in 1966 is when The Church of The Shaven Beaver began. Yes, as Sal shaved “The Beev,

"Jerrold, your so-called "look-ahead ability" is just a product of your imagination. Whereas I, scolding you in an arbitrary and conventional tongue, am not. "Blue skies, Mom."

Helsinki meeting notes. P: these are your instructions. We will release the package in China. You must blame China. This will be your Reichstag Fire. T: Germs? I don’t like germs.

The idea being the combination of Helium and Creed Love in White causes women to get hornier than a Banana Slug on crack, but, at the same time, it makes men dumber than the POTUS.

I recall it well, I was on my way, I had to stop for a spell and watch the sky turn grey, it was hotter than hell, my wipers shut down, the A C blew smoke, the radio made no sound.

All the poisonings that happened after he told you to inject yourself with disinfectant cane as good news to the President. It told him people were ready to drink his Koolaid.

"I'm Svengali and this is my audition tape: (Blondie "Dreaming" plays). When, you found me in the parking lot, You could tell I could not yea or naught, So you had your way. I was

Darn. I forgot the line about "you were owed something for the drinks you had bought. Or so you thought." I hope I remember it some lonely day. What? No soulful sax? Family Guy has

The Vatican Planet had invited E.J. Camacho, of Space Patrol to an audience with Pope Stephanie Solemnity. At their 1st meeting the Pope's robes couldn't hide her prodigious boner.

I took myself to task over my claim that I couldn't believe a particular something or other. "You didn't even try to believe it." I had me there."Fine." I tried and believed. Wish

Jack Deritta was adrift again. He let go of his last certainty ages ago and is still in doubt about when that is going to happen. The vagaries are looking peckish and he's the only

He doesn't know this yet. Why do we? That is the illusion our minds project. We want to believe so much that there is will, intention, or a damned good reason for the shit world we

The Trump Regime's new Secretary of Farming, Elijah Wood Composit, had come by his notions of governance from what he learned, alone, in his parent's pickled people jar. A swim and

During the 2nd Trump (Wonderful be his name, or something,) Regime it was discovered by Ministry of Faith Based Science that the ability to use a solo cup without a straw was gone.

When I heard the world had already ended on the East Coast I threw some crap in the Nova & headed West. I had to get into Mountain Time to buy time to buy a pink comb for a corner.

"I do declare, Kind Sir, that you have taken freely what was not freely given but that I, admiring the cut of your jib, have chosen to be charmed by your audacity. Take heed that I