weeds and discover new & Amazon remakes of bad products. To boldly go where no smart person would sanely go. In other words to make us all look way smarter than we really are until

"Wow wow, bow-wow, how about we play SAO now?"

Jesus Christ my lord and savior present while I give Ashton Kutcher the lapdance of his dreams. My mother doesn't know, but if she did she would

recipe and I cannot complete the appetiser without it. Manners mean nothing when you cannot serve your friends food. Eggs and invisible mustard, sounds more like disappointment and

as she crossed out 'MADE IN' and in its place wrote 'RETURN TO'. She then tossed the crystal ball aside and climbed into the box, sealing herself in. When the box was collected

sandwich in one hand and the head of an enemy in another. The ground beneath was shaking to a rhythm, and the song was recognised in an instant, no less than the sweet tune by

They casually took strategic stances around her, making a pentagram with her at the center all while trying to keep her attention from noticing that is what they are doing. She saw

his compound eyes all in alignment and focused on me. "You heard, your underpants are done," Lord Morgus said then turned to clackT and told him to target the dryer and me. I dived

He played on a mini treadmill, blissfully going round and round while chanting OM NAMAH SHIVAYA and doing a Lord Shiva dance. Meanwhile, Hamlet ate cat food and meowed all day.

Melina didn't know much about the man who was taking her to a trip in the woods. All she knew is that she was in love with this Simon guy. She was so lost for him that she couldn't

sharpened their poop-chute pokers in anticipation of Drumpf's arrival in Heck, but his bus arrived there without him. In his place was a duck with a wad of gum stuck to his head.

also noted that these prehistoric photographs were printed on slabs of stone. In spite of their rudimentary focus, the depictions of pterosaurs as garbage disposals were clear enou

forms at the bank and deposited the money to my new account. When I then tried to buy airline tickets out of town I was told that the money had not yet cleared. I was in a bind!

ied us and agreed to letting us take a slice each but no more. I ate mine in a salad. A friend of mine made guacamole. The avocado felt it was the ripe thing to do

is the moose that successfully ruts on another moose' front porch and breaks the swing. Then the losers have to throw a baby shower for the winning mooses. This can be very expensi

Queen of the Mascara gig. Queen wasn't good enough for Amy. Amy wanted to be The Goddess of Glitz, the Hera of Hairdos, the Kali of Cosmetics, the She-Hulk of Shoes. Nothing would

I plunk down to rest on what seems to be a leather sofa, but my hand happens to rest on what feels like a face. I am sitting on the corpse! I leap up and and brush furiously at my

But for right now she appeared to be a baby, crawling down Fifth Avenue. The people around her were too absorbed in themselves to notice a baby all alone, dressed in rompers,

-ellish maw from which they emitted. BEEP! And all those nasty things her mom said were gone. She didn't even remember what they were, any more. There was no Mom. She was like a

I'll go with triangle. Triangle is a nice shape. It is also a nice musical instrument. A love triangle is not so good, though. Can I say circle, instead? Circle of life,