wizard- one who used magic for ordinary good and personal gain. No chosen ones, no great heroic deeds, no child endangerment. No necromancy. Well, maybe a little. Just so long as

It is already noon. Kramer shouts, "Are you dead?".

He has a background in history and only his encounter with zen monks taught him to be otherwise. he converted to zen and became an monk.

Her rucksack was heavy but it had all her essentials. The book The Road was her favourite sort of read thesr days. As the globalists tried to work their magick once again, it was

Because he had become a hardcore survivalist, and survived the worst economic collapse ever. His folded stories kept him sane, and he had stashed 200 pens away to fold stories.

.Once you've eaten the ship-cake, start checking your poop each time, until you begin finding gold doubloons. Oh, and the ship's canons might go off, which will sound as though you

The potatoes were orange with little yellow tufts of hair. Our bunker selected plants producing potatoes with facial features. There was a lot of fallout because

ed off of him the same way he had stripped off the clothing of that poor, helpless teenage girl he was sex trafficking. His eyes widened at his recollection of her; they didn't kn

Whole Foods sold it and it was a top seller. John Mackey himself loved to eat them. In his tweets, he commented on how the Toffee Company was certified organic.

Unfortunately, they weren't actually mice, and as such didn't speak mouse-ish. They accidentally offended some actual mice, who were now plotting their revenge.

That I no longer wanted to hear it. It was like that song on the radio I never wanted to hear again. This claptrap about why we need another war is total rubbish.

then again OVER a bridge. But Watch out, there are MORE rivers than bridges. 'Im the map! I'm the map! I'M THE MAAAP!!!" I stared at the map. What am I going to do with this shitty

once I've recovered from the salmonella & my other toes grow back to tick off other bucket list items, like attending an electric chair execution, perform a duet with Katy Perry,

These demons were known to have an insatiable appetite for self destruction. That was a blessing in disguise. The penguins knew that and bought arsenic to put in their food. It had

Weird Al Yankovic sang "Foil" and everyone laughed. Some of it sounded like he shopped at whole foods, where recycling was a religion. The herbal tea was organic. Weird Al was

one of them, for some reason. She had a phobia of trampolines since childhood. Her psychiatrist told her to stay off them and let him know when she felt like she was on one.

the highlight of my holiday and though classical music wasn't quite my preference, I figured

I browsed through the available programmes and chose one about the royal family of Exurbia. His royal highness King Quinn had three children and a beautiful wife, the onion queen.

But, deep down somewhere, I was proud of him. For him. Deep down, I cared about him. That's what always made it so hard for me to hurt and dominate my sub, Boris Pochenko.

Er. I was at the Maison Michelle restaurant with friends, and I ordered coq au vin. That was my intiation into the Reservation on the Astral Plane. That was long ago! Now that