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had been head of product testing from the start.He had even performed the first test on himself - because of his ridiculously tiny stature,he was already looking quite rodent-like.

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the rim of his Yankees-cap. Everybody in the audience did manage not to ridicule him, but Grayden felt he didn't deserve that. As their manager he really owed them

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that were online. Those were the worst. The psychologist snapped his fingers and said, "Jango! I have an idea." He beckoned me over with his calico cane and pointed right at

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