ou can always tell what a quahog writes by his over-use of capital letters," said Cummerbund. Manatee glanced at the missive and noted the capital letters. "I still says it's sea

and scared the Heck out of me. You see, for a long time I had harbored the fear that my cuttlefish secretly hated me and wanted to blow me to bits. But it was a silver balloon that

d dogs and doctors, claiming that that were followers of the great Wumba-Wumba, and therefore heathen and deserving of various skin afflictions. The Pharoah was intolerant of all

The quantum computer, according to his psychiatrist, made his schizophrenia worse. Where else to find napthalene? He took out his laptop and couldn't find anything on Google. Argh!

"The war here is getting worse. I don't want our son Brenton and daughter Cosmo to grow up in a war zone. So I'm sending them to Earth, with or without your approval." Shouted Ease

That was my evil twin and the camera filmed backwards, once again. It had a mind of its own ever since I opened the box. First thing it said was, "Careful with that axe!"

Little children worldwide, sometimes sprinkled with cinnamon or drizzled with chocolate. Nabisco bought out Jesus Graham 's patent for £1,2 billion. That's the rest of the story!

Sergeant Pepper perused it and said, stroking his goatee, "I think I know. Jolly Roger may be the one who sent this. Blimey!" Jolly Roger was his schizophrenic uncle. Our address

Once in the water the sharks made quick work of Blackbeard & his crew. The weaponry however worked itself free in the descent to the bottom of the sea & waited there to be found.

it all. Blanche was visibly salivating at the prospect of snatching up Tuck's humble pie. She preferred eating crow to humble pie but she was not about to let that pie go uneaten.

Steal souvenirs of the film's lost props. Once the Titanic sank, everything and everyone was lost. The tiny toy boats were detailed reproductions of the original ship. The iceberg

resolution in keeping with their final wishes. Final wishes that were revealed not by the zombies themselves but by their surviving relatives or spouses. That system was rife with

crew answering the Call of Gitche Gumee '. The lake, it is said, never gives up it's dead when the winds of November come early. And here I was with my hair still akimbo. "Answer

thinking, only I had become quite distracted by the thought of greasy fries and gravy, which was Grim enough for anyone. There ought to be a witch involved, and a little girl.

Emed. King Philippe X sat on his verandah, sipping tea and eating breakfast by the sea. "Ah, what a lovely day!", he told his servant St. Clement. St. Clement agreed it was the dy

To seriously work on his new book, about the Gulags. Solzhenitsyn was living in Vermont in a rural area by now. He knew the truth about Stalin and his Minions.

bad, except when the canned food ran out. He'd have to brave the putrefying parental realm up there if he didn't want to end up hosting the maggot olympics himself. He fashioned a

Now they are so big that I can't get out my door. I tried to escape through the window, but they thrust their branches at me and apples flew everywhere, bruising me on my head and

I noticed that the news reporter was also me. In fact, I was everywhere and everyone else was gone. It was just me, me, me everywhere I looked, and it made me sick. I tried to call

Somehow find a pair to put on instead so as not to look like a clown. Her uncle found her and did CPR. He was worried she would someday forget to fold stories instead of drinking.