Finished Folds (201—220)
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3working overtime again." Helen Keller didn't complain, though. She wanted to meet a man, get married, have children, feel sexy and loved. She sighed. "Sigh." 2 weeks later, she met
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2marry me, put all your assets in my name, & then divorce me. Her eyes grew tiny in her inflated head. Her nostrils were mere pinholes. "O...K...!" she managed. I stuck the epipen
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6. I vividly relived the memory, thanks to my former method acting training. Cold, so cold. Wet, so wet. Screaming. Violins playing. Chairs & people hurtling overboard. My memories
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3for attention, love, & affection, as most women do. Dumfounded, the gallant but clueless knight did what most men would do when faced with a screaming woman. He turned on ESPN.
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6marbles, every last one of them...except for one. Yes, that's right. The big blue one we all exist on today. Now close your science books, children. It's time for recess.
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5provided gynecological and rectal examinations to anyone who wanted. Within minutes, a long line formed outside our tent while Hootie serenaded our clients.
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4City to meet her secret lover,the Tin Man, who was really was the Queen of Hearts in disguise. Just as Alice sat down to peruse the menu, the "Tin Man" lowered her ax. Tit for tat.
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4The Martian didn't want or need to answer any questions. In a blink of an eye, it was gone in a blinding flash. Did what I thought happen really happen? I still wonder to this day.
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4What? You don't believe this story? You don't think it's true? Pssshhhh! Listen, punks, and listen good. Life sure ain't no fairytale. The sooner you understand that, the better.
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5Fu Pow, a garlic chicken dish with a spicy lethal kick. It didn't phase Uncle Vinny though. He laughed out loud, setting his nephew's hair on fire & ordering him out of Mooloolah.
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6As he munched, the snail began feeling powerful & omnipotent. He suddenly understood everything, the good, the bad, & the ugly. Having finished eating the burning bush, the snail
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9to stab in the great white's eye. But as she pulled him closer, she realized his majesty. She sensed his desire for friendship rather than violence. She could tell he was lonely.
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8never been seen. Chinese people believe that moths are reincarnations of the persecuted, come back to persecute their persecutors. It's moth karma. So if you kill a moth, you're
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6because this was exactly what I was thirsty for. How did the Motel 6 butler know? I lay down on my rock hard bed while he served my drink, along with a bowl of Chex mix. "Hey! How
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6But this is your punishment for eating the forbidden apple, you dunderhead.You & all men after you shall toil to figure out womankind." God's words troubled Adam. What did Eve want
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11"You remember that night, don't you, Officer?" Valetta purred like a caged tiger. "One you'll never forget." Officer O'Malley slammed his fists against his head. "I'm gonna
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7's kicked cancer's ass, you know. We spent the evening drinking tea & talking about the ravages of radiation. I went home around 11." Valetta answered. The Inquisitor wasn't buying
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6, I was possessed & ate the remaining 3. They only had 50 calories each, though, right? "WRONG!" cried Satan. "You now belong to ME & must do everything I say!" I blanched & then
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8p as a toast, inviting Poogan to drink up. I downed my mead & watched as Poogan did the same. "Ah, the White Trail," I began, watching for signs that the drug was working. Poogan's
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4shoved his wife, the PurpleProf, out of the chair to fold another story."You think you're so smart, just because you're a professor,"jefforama smirked. PurpleProf grabbed jefforama