She had no regard for how it would make him after forcing so much sugar. I dreaded having to return him to his mother after this. My wife is an insane narcissist. She would blame

turned into a fish!" Esther held up a bag with a goldfish. "This isn't tone for jokes; he needs to come home." Allison barked. Telling her it wasn't a joke only answered her more.

Dutchman if you saw it. But then again, you never saw it. I did. and let me tell you. No, LET ME TELL YOU, it was nothing short of horrifying. The ghost floated above our seas and

I immediately chose to advise this godlike ability. If I knew my ex would be going outside or if

the girl with the promise of energy, she gave her a poisoned beverage. We can see the damage caused to her stomach in scan 32. The poison entered her blood stream and you can see

by herself on the ottoman. Evonne sat down beside her and asked if she was having fun. Also wasted, she responded, "yeah, these people are fun, and I'm not--" "Not what?", she aske

wishy washy spooky scary pocky sticks are made for you and me. Jokes are fun unless they're mean because mean jokes are so mean. Don't be a bully unless you are bullying wishy

candied apple I had sitting on my desk. I believe he was more happy about winning than actually eating it, but he quickly chomped down. He was the only student who seemed to truly

Yes, the Gross Putrid Thingamajig was the hardest worker at the company, despite its vile smell and its hatred of being referred to as 'GPT'. It was known to bite off the noses of

He stared back at me. "Okay." After an awkward silence, I changed the subject. I don't think he believed me to be a vampire. "So, what's your favorite

"His name is John Cena!" shouted an announcer. The ceiling rose to reveal flashing lights and music. A huge wreslter jumped down into the stone cage with me. He extended his fist

and free stickers at the board shop. I got so many free stickers. After I said this in my mind you looked back into my eyes. "Are you ready?" Of course, I responded, now more inter

But what of malaria? Mrs. Polyp resolved not to bite anyone who looked like they didn't have health insurance, lest she give them a mosquito-borne disease.

addicted to obscurity, but simple math is all it takes half the time. I believe the military needs to employ better encryption if it wants to stay ahead of the Martians. Well, they

Resting. Lying on my bed thinking of

his secrets with me. Also, his strawberry-raspberry pies, which they say are delicious and my kitty would like some too. Wait, what if Zaboomafoo also joined us? now that would be

The more knowledge he gained, the bigger his head got! It is hard for him to find hats that fit but that is the price you pay to be the smartest in the room. As he walked through t

Something loud always came along to interrupt her. Today, it was a wind-up monkey clanging its cymbals together in a furious rage.

They sat and watched as their village entertainer, Anastasia (who was formerly known as Staasia Daniels) performed the remix to her hit new single, "Do You Wanna", with Shi Wisdom.

futher away than the next. As to not drown in sorrow he pulled himself together and decided to forget the past and focus on the present.