by herself on the ottoman. Evonne sat down beside her and asked if she was having fun. Also wasted, she responded, "yeah, these people are fun, and I'm not--" "Not what?", she aske

wishy washy spooky scary pocky sticks are made for you and me. Jokes are fun unless they're mean because mean jokes are so mean. Don't be a bully unless you are bullying wishy

candied apple I had sitting on my desk. I believe he was more happy about winning than actually eating it, but he quickly chomped down. He was the only student who seemed to truly

Yes, the Gross Putrid Thingamajig was the hardest worker at the company, despite its vile smell and its hatred of being referred to as 'GPT'. It was known to bite off the noses of

He stared back at me. "Okay." After an awkward silence, I changed the subject. I don't think he believed me to be a vampire. "So, what's your favorite

"His name is John Cena!" shouted an announcer. The ceiling rose to reveal flashing lights and music. A huge wreslter jumped down into the stone cage with me. He extended his fist

and free stickers at the board shop. I got so many free stickers. After I said this in my mind you looked back into my eyes. "Are you ready?" Of course, I responded, now more inter

But what of malaria? Mrs. Polyp resolved not to bite anyone who looked like they didn't have health insurance, lest she give them a mosquito-borne disease.

addicted to obscurity, but simple math is all it takes half the time. I believe the military needs to employ better encryption if it wants to stay ahead of the Martians. Well, they

Resting. Lying on my bed thinking of

his secrets with me. Also, his strawberry-raspberry pies, which they say are delicious and my kitty would like some too. Wait, what if Zaboomafoo also joined us? now that would be

The more knowledge he gained, the bigger his head got! It is hard for him to find hats that fit but that is the price you pay to be the smartest in the room. As he walked through t

Something loud always came along to interrupt her. Today, it was a wind-up monkey clanging its cymbals together in a furious rage.

They sat and watched as their village entertainer, Anastasia (who was formerly known as Staasia Daniels) performed the remix to her hit new single, "Do You Wanna", with Shi Wisdom.

futher away than the next. As to not drown in sorrow he pulled himself together and decided to forget the past and focus on the present.

but I wouldn’t have it so raw and visceral during Prime time.

Samantha rolled her eyes. She was tired of Amanda's negativity. "Well, I'm not trying to make my own luck," she said. "I'm just hoping for the best." Amanda snorted. "Hope is for

dream to die in a pile of wolf puppies, but I suppose this will have to do." She squared her shoulders, steeled her gaze, and marched towards her impending doom.

adrenaline surging through his veins. He liked this. This was the monster he was, and boy was he proud of it. Meanwhile, he decided to take care of other unfinished matters.

So much so that I thankfully ended up being normal again, just upside down so I fell over and stood back up.