but I wouldn’t have it so raw and visceral during Prime time.

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dream to die in a pile of wolf puppies, but I suppose this will have to do." She squared her shoulders, steeled her gaze, and marched towards her impending doom.

adrenaline surging through his veins. He liked this. This was the monster he was, and boy was he proud of it. Meanwhile, he decided to take care of other unfinished matters.

So much so that I thankfully ended up being normal again, just upside down so I fell over and stood back up.

her childhood, when she used to attend the circus with her parents. She remembered the joy and wonder that filled her heart as she watched the acrobats, clowns, and animals perform

a bag of dog treats, hoping to distract them. As soon as they caught a whiff, they abandoned their posturing and came running over to me, tails wagging. I smiled, relieved that I

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She had done nothing wrong. She poured the kettle cautiously into the mugs with bags, then returned to the kitchen. "4 more days and I'm out of here." she reminded herself.

a time machine. And we can travel anywhere in time?

Then he was joined by four more clowns. Unfortunately, they each had their own intention. Instead of disco, one executed funk, while the others jammed up techno, dubstep, and trap.

he took ppics of himself and posted them to whatever the current popular dating app is. That'd show those miserable fuckwits who didn't have a pic of themselves at the Grand Canyon

It mauled one of us to death as the rest managed to escape, we had no time to mourn and pressed on.

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I wanted to bring the child inside back. I decided to put on my boots and jump on that pond, only to find out that it was deeper than I originally thought. I ended up soaked up!

confidant that I knew The Secret to any of this alien technology. If God was a pyramid then up was the way to go. I hovered my hand over the console then slowly raised my hand.

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