her childhood, when she used to attend the circus with her parents. She remembered the joy and wonder that filled her heart as she watched the acrobats, clowns, and animals perform

a bag of dog treats, hoping to distract them. As soon as they caught a whiff, they abandoned their posturing and came running over to me, tails wagging. I smiled, relieved that I

had to sit down suddenly. How could he have been a pufferfish AGHFLEGHAGOO wondered. The idea is preposterous. But as AGHFLEGHAGOO it all began to make sense. That time when he'd

Once upon a time, in a dark and dingy corner of a busy city, there lived a small but resilient cockroach. It was a common sight in the cramped and dirty apartment of a struggling f

spider bits in the funky spider dance at the Grand Spider Gala Ball Party. Millicent the millipede vouchsafed the Ginsu knives, ensuring the Spider Queen had plenty of sushi.

She had done nothing wrong. She poured the kettle cautiously into the mugs with bags, then returned to the kitchen. "4 more days and I'm out of here." she reminded herself.

a time machine. And we can travel anywhere in time?

Then he was joined by four more clowns. Unfortunately, they each had their own intention. Instead of disco, one executed funk, while the others jammed up techno, dubstep, and trap.

he took ppics of himself and posted them to whatever the current popular dating app is. That'd show those miserable fuckwits who didn't have a pic of themselves at the Grand Canyon

It mauled one of us to death as the rest managed to escape, we had no time to mourn and pressed on.

pacemaker, which was holding her together all that time. Now, she has to live very carefully, minding every trigger that could change her breath and heartbeat, lest it rises too

You cant just have a thank you being ruds, Just dont thank

I wanted to bring the child inside back. I decided to put on my boots and jump on that pond, only to find out that it was deeper than I originally thought. I ended up soaked up!

confidant that I knew The Secret to any of this alien technology. If God was a pyramid then up was the way to go. I hovered my hand over the console then slowly raised my hand.

Vjku gpeqfkpi ku ygcm, dwv kh K wugf tgcn gpetarvkqp aqw yqwnfp'v dg tgcfkpi vjku. Jgtg'u c swguvkqp: Yknn aqw tgurqpf ykvj tcpfqo ejctcevgtu, qt yknn aqw fgoqpuvtcvg gngicpeg?

But when we were finished with our sandwiches I discovered there was not any kisses in the candy jar. Only Equadorian black tar licorice. That sent the date careening southbound.

He was after revenge. He was running after the last bus to the Noodle Emporium Event when he tripped on a lost purse--needless to say he missed the bus. But in that purse was an ID

I thought about alone. Like before the Big Bang. Some point out there in the Nowhere. No reference of aloneness but alone nonetheless.

and her voice flew far and long, music filled the air that night, and her emotions would have flown around the earth 300 times, if they didn't find exactly the right person so soon

and onto the shelves, awaiting purchase for middle-aged folks across this fine nation to shmear nightly across their faces. Alternatively, and stay with me here, we could spray