But when we were finished with our sandwiches I discovered there was not any kisses in the candy jar. Only Equadorian black tar licorice. That sent the date careening southbound.

He was after revenge. He was running after the last bus to the Noodle Emporium Event when he tripped on a lost purse--needless to say he missed the bus. But in that purse was an ID

I thought about alone. Like before the Big Bang. Some point out there in the Nowhere. No reference of aloneness but alone nonetheless.

and her voice flew far and long, music filled the air that night, and her emotions would have flown around the earth 300 times, if they didn't find exactly the right person so soon

and onto the shelves, awaiting purchase for middle-aged folks across this fine nation to shmear nightly across their faces. Alternatively, and stay with me here, we could spray

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Au cœur de la majestueuse forêt de Fontainebleau, un groupe de danseurs étaient attirés par l'énergie mystique qui émanait de ces bois et de ses fontaines.

Так, сегодня в 28 минут от начала 12-го июня мне пришло в голову зайти на этот сайт, и сравнить его с развлечением, представленным в гартик пхон, я только собрался поставить точку

Dr. Harris continued to think about what makes a parent as she checked the rows of in vitro tubes growing the next batch of colonists. Did this make her a parent? Suddenly alarms

asked Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas who was waiting at the bus stop. Clarence was wearing a trench coat and drinking from a funky can of Coke. He pointed out the hurricane.

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Oke was a crypto miner's crypto miner. So what if she might have murdered someone over a New Orleans queen, in the mines she was a dynamo. Then one day the crypto mine collapsed.

"But why does a god need a starship?" asked Captain Kirk (not the Shatner version thank goodness) who Q had summoned and forgotten about in his infinite omniimpotence. Q fumed.

not meant for us. Perhaps our lives were only for background scenery. Nobody needed to go through what happened to us. It was only important that somebody did. Important to who?

Upon return from witnessing the invention of the wheel, the time travelers came up with a more personal goal. "Remember that time Mr. Willanga refused to accept your late paper?"

In that situation, no questions could be asked because they are unquestionable. My mom stared blankly at me. "Hey, what time is it?" I asked. She didn't respond and instead just

deviant taste. I wish I was never called to attend such castle parties. It made me sick just to see all the puke and people having sex all around the place. I was

I swore. It had been acting up recently. All around the day had frustrated me and I was ready to get off this planet. If only I hadn't

PUSHED HER! I got so mad I was blind. In that moment I knew I deserved to go with them, down to wherever they take the worst of the criminals.

I mean, Aquaboy was a rubbish name. He was just a lad who loved to swim in the ocean, enjoying the aquatic wildlife, not some superhero sidekick. Or so he thought! That all changed