outside of time. Something we couldn't get our minds around. Then it hit me. An idea formed that made me see it from another perspective. Her perspective. I saw all the connections

, nay something worse, Civil War raised its clearly round head. They promised to rise again and here they come. With Alabama in the lead. Meanwhile, I got fired from the school.

my dead in the land they held dear. Some I had to guess at but the Earth was always what they got. In what form didn't matter. Let little minds handle the nitty gritty,I had worlds

Heart broken as he receipt from Lowe's for her home renovation had been washed in the dryer from Home Depot. So she invited the court, all twelve men to come through her front door

looked at the mirror on the medicine cabinet. Sure enough, her reflection showed a hellish landscape behind her. She turned around to check but it was only the bathroom. Demons are

Illy stuff that they were doing was not helping. She sat amused in her bed until she realized that she needed to preform triple bypass surgery on the Lawyer Astronaut President.

"with me?" was their response. This was hugely inappropriate given the situation and I did not know how to respond. Was I being hit on? I didn't know what the future held.

Everywhere that is except in the heart of Philip Gardnier-Lanet. This wasn't his Yuga. He didn't like it. But here he was. What were the rules for him being outside the mainstream?

then a full choir of angels fly off in all directions. THey had their assignments from God: their programming too. The lo and behold there appeared a human sized dragon on the thro

Not knowing who I was affected every aspect of my life and my lunch. The table stared at me as the waiter repeated, "Macaroni Al Pastor or Mushroom risotto." I stood up and yelled.

Filling it with vomit as he walked off the plane. he didn't care where it was going from here. Let a stranger take his luggage filled with secrets, he didn't care.

The kids hanging around looked at the man in the white van asking them to play a game called "Pass-the-Tree". "How much to play," asked Millicent as she removed her dive gear from

As the planet was now a bowl shape world, the Flat Earthers debated on the actual truth about the bomb or if this was cover up to reveal that the earth was bowl like all along.

it was radioactive. The nurses would never get it back and over the next 5 years he gain superhuman if not alien powers. As the artifact's mythical power allowed him to..

to get drunk on pirates' rum. Chris Farley had just finished the Beverly Hills Ninja school and was able to beat the Snow Queen. When the new reached Prince Zenorrien, he almost

all over the cliff. The UFO hovering over head speed off after turning off it's tracker beam. The cow remains looked like flowers which covered the hill. I knew what I'd witnessed

stopped in our tracks, Whisker's mouth full of kibble. Out my window, I noticed pink and orange lights beaming from the sky. It was beautiful and horrifying at the same time.

It often was Freddy. He liked to climb up on the cupboard to get to the window. Although he thought he was nimble, he was a larger than normal cat. He wanted to see the sunrise.

Gandhi, Ghangi Khan, and Cleopatra walk into a bar in New York City.

As Ryan was crossing the street, he had to use his hand to protect his eyes from the setting sun. Squinting through the crosswalk, he heard mostly familiar sounds in New York City.