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Now, I'd never cooked before, but I'd watch Ratatouille 3 times. So, I was sure my goal of becoming a 5 star chef in France would be easy. I packed everything I'd need; clothes, ha
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Dorothy wasn't in Kansas any more. The tornado had dropped her in OZ, where a group of munchkins shambled towards her. The zombie virus was here already! She sighted along her
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had it wrested from her grasp and Heimlich'd from her throat by the amateur marching band. Well, marching band. Her face puffed up and an ambuwulance was called.
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turns it into the police, but flying douchebag Dean Cain forces the gun back into Jim's hands. "Dean, why did you want to take the role as Superman?" Jim asks. "I'm an asshole!"
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"I mean, it was consensual Faunication between two adults," said Mr. Numnuts. Aslan hummed in thought. "Good point. Carry on!" He slipped his minotaur boyf the sandpaper tongue.
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"A-h'yuk." The voice sounded from the hedge across the street, in the darkness, and then I saw the pale, ghastly visage of him peering out from the bushes. "A'hyuk! Hoydle!"
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There lived a wolf name Gregor who was a painter by trade. I say "once upon a time", because there is yet to be another wolf named Gregor who's a painter by trade. But hey, maybe
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I could feel the robot inside me welling up to take the stage. The process called for sacrifice from everyone, even the stranger to this planet. My sacrifice was to live with it.
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milling about in the muck, or mucking about the mill, protesting the lack of American outsourcing to foreign nations. "How dare the liberals make us commit crimes!" said Dean Cain.
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Upon reaching what he thought would be his promise land, he was met with resistance. Not just from the people, but nature itself seemed unhappy. This was nothing like what he knew.
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Clees, the Ballbarian from Sackville, walked back to his Testosterosa when he noticed a vast difference. Testiclees's vehicle had been absconded with by the Estrogians, who left a
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crazy. "What do you mean? I'm the only one who's sane here." I glared at Jeremy. How dare he act like I was the crazy one. "Come on. I know you're scared, but we need to get out."
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I can't believe I've had so much luck! Not only had I snuck out of the castle and now I was safely on my way to the Land of the Living. This should be easy. Humans will love me!
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"You expect me to believe that you're straight?" Erika said flatly. "Yes!" I said defensively while I clung to Jax's arm. Erika looked between us before raising an annoyed eyebrow.
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ride back to Earth. Lord Vishnu approved, and Kalki came to Earth, Jesus still is waiting to come back.
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Their lips were so juicy and they couldn't stop. The heat they felt was amazing and it felt like this moment would never stop. Suddenly, they heard some footsteps outside the cell.
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C'era una volta una porta che nessuno aveva mai aperto...
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C'era una volta una porta che nessuno aveva mai aperto...
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C'era una volta una bambina che collezionava conchiglie
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Marco Reinaud era el lugarteniente del rey de un pequeño estado vasallo en el norte de Francia. Ocupaba el cargo hacía dos meses, cuando Su Majestad cayó enfermo de malaria, y