I decided to let him live his life without me. He was going to have to live without me either way. I hadn't anticipated surviving to be here with a Junior that didn't recognize me.

carte blanche so the Prussian attache threw a party and charged on the embassy's account. He rapped in Swedish to the Old School tracks of his youth. "The Message", "Fantastic Voya

"Who's flying cow is to blame for my ruined surrey canopy," I asked the wind. I got out my rangefinder and made note of bearing & wind direction. In case it came up. The flying cow

to be bought and sold like a commodity to be consumed raw. The two were shining examples of politicians. As they debated on stage in front of the dogmatized mass, they flip flopped

Buy her trajectory was adversely affected such that she was now on a path through the planet. Not at all possible with their hyperspace modulator was offline for badly needed repai

It was weird enough that my parents were shapeshifters. Sure I could shift. John wouldn't think twice to bully me in that form. I found another way. Guys like John have no future.

er that introduction I couldn't think of ever wanting to end up in Heck with Kanye an the Sharmin(sic) bear as buddies. The banal and the mundane were too much. I had to get out of

outside of time. Something we couldn't get our minds around. Then it hit me. An idea formed that made me see it from another perspective. Her perspective. I saw all the connections

, nay something worse, Civil War raised its clearly round head. They promised to rise again and here they come. With Alabama in the lead. Meanwhile, I got fired from the school.

my dead in the land they held dear. Some I had to guess at but the Earth was always what they got. In what form didn't matter. Let little minds handle the nitty gritty,I had worlds

Heart broken as he receipt from Lowe's for her home renovation had been washed in the dryer from Home Depot. So she invited the court, all twelve men to come through her front door

looked at the mirror on the medicine cabinet. Sure enough, her reflection showed a hellish landscape behind her. She turned around to check but it was only the bathroom. Demons are

Illy stuff that they were doing was not helping. She sat amused in her bed until she realized that she needed to preform triple bypass surgery on the Lawyer Astronaut President.

"with me?" was their response. This was hugely inappropriate given the situation and I did not know how to respond. Was I being hit on? I didn't know what the future held.

Everywhere that is except in the heart of Philip Gardnier-Lanet. This wasn't his Yuga. He didn't like it. But here he was. What were the rules for him being outside the mainstream?

then a full choir of angels fly off in all directions. THey had their assignments from God: their programming too. The lo and behold there appeared a human sized dragon on the thro

Not knowing who I was affected every aspect of my life and my lunch. The table stared at me as the waiter repeated, "Macaroni Al Pastor or Mushroom risotto." I stood up and yelled.

Filling it with vomit as he walked off the plane. he didn't care where it was going from here. Let a stranger take his luggage filled with secrets, he didn't care.

The kids hanging around looked at the man in the white van asking them to play a game called "Pass-the-Tree". "How much to play," asked Millicent as she removed her dive gear from

As the planet was now a bowl shape world, the Flat Earthers debated on the actual truth about the bomb or if this was cover up to reveal that the earth was bowl like all along.