therefore I will cease to believe in bees. They are an impossible thing. I will no longer see them. not even if they are in my face. I shun thee Satan's minion. Sent to rent my so

The voice came back. The one that I call Wormtongue. Always pleading for mercy. Anyway, he said he trusts you so that I should trust you too. But being from Crete I am bound to lie

"War was just around the corner. Is round the corner. It is Nigh!" Something sublime about the spiritual warfare we are involved in and how I wound up at your cousin Schlomo's bar

I don't know how long I waited before I had something to follow that if. I want to say it was only time but then it wasn't time. Or enough. Though it last a thousand years a day.

buy a lottery ticket. If she won she promised herself she would go visit Peoria, Illinois for no reason other than she had never there. Her ex was from Peoria. He was so random.

"heh, nights in the void dont get better than this!" a vain attempt at levity, spoken into inky black. the tight space containing the girl dampened her quip. she

"time's up losers!" echoed through the dimmly lit room. "time to show what you're made of!" the cloaked man shrilled. the rituals were exausting, but i was trained to be better. I

I thought about to having to breathe manufactured air for the rest of my life. First on this starship and then at the lunar transit station. Then on whatever arkship I got on.

Yet it failed, the software was buggy. The steamroller veered sideways and then shut down. Smoke rose in tendrils. Should have known better. And to think, Musk makes rockets too...

help you!" I stumble onto the floor, I can't even speak any more, I just can't it happened. The one thing that I didn't want to happen, happened, and that's truly terrifying.

Tears welled up in my eyes as I pleaded my case. "What more do you want?! I have told you everything I know! I have laid out my heart for you! Why can't you see what I'm trying to

a free mustache ride if the pride is bona fide. The face petting however led to a most unexpected turn of events when my cousin's uncle walked into the room.

She was a bit hazy on how Step Four really went down to reap all that profit. Her sights were on the profit and what the profits could buy. Step Three hadn't been any fun. Where is

cost, we will have our day! The earthlings will regret ever having elected Donald Trump as their leader. After building a wall around the sun and trying to make us pay for it, we

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE ROBOTS are duds and won't be able to be used until they are further tested to ensure an accident like that won't happen again. "Well that was a waste"

the dolls turned into a bunch of rats with blue eyes followed by weird large turtles with masks? Red, orange, blue, and purple. They have names like Michelangelo how odd.

that was the plan for monday, the other days, the knew not what to do. and so the started getting ready for the action. the first thing the decided to pack was an old ___________

When I found out the awful truth, it hit me like a ton of bricks. My life was forever changed in that single moment, and nothing would ever be the same again. I set out to find

But first, I figured it would be a good idea to close out my tab at the local tavern. So I went over there when they opened, and I ended up drowning my sorrows there instead.

God came by at that second, and with the help of Saint Anthony, my Hamster was brought back.