were in, after spending hundreds of dollars on lottery tickets and winning next to nothing. If we had won, my wife thought we should buy a house and settle down, but I thought

The spoons held secret clues into her family's past. Nancy had picked up one of the spoons and noticed a tiny engraving in the side, which read:

for me , when I were roused by my mom, I was the happiest person because I have a wonderful mother>

Because she did it in front of some girl who knew her and blabbed when it went viral. The story was eldritch, like something by Lovecraft. It starts off at a Negro League Baseball

if you love mayonasie because if you don't I hate mayonaise if you hate it too." Her idiotic announcement made up my mind for me. She would have to go. It had been 3 days of bliss

he had had amazing luck. He won the lottery and bought himself a new wardrobe, which helped him become a lot more confident. Now, when he walked, he no longer stared at the ground

spitting fire in the air the wicked necromancer invoked your name. Your soul like a shadow was there. You swear that you've never seen anything like this peril but true blood will

"You see, Larry," explained Fred, "it's cause the ladies go crazy for it." He demonstrated by rubbing his legs together to make a loud creeky noise. From afar, Jen heard the

touch is always the thing, he thought. south africa was in its cold season and the locusts were preaching their didactic doom. Falling into a frosty state of snowmanship.

"The countdown has begun," announced the newscaster as the Armageddon alarms sounded outside. "60, 59, 58..." Seconds until nuclear disaster. What would I do?

Bobbi Brat, childhood Youtube Star. Good morning! Are you ready to begin the interview? Have you had your coffee? Oh, I don't drink coffee, I'm more of a tea guy. Heard.

fourteen different sneakers (not pairs singular ones), with this we can create the strongest spell known to man. The

por 40 anos asta hoy. Era una era complicated, como dicen. Lo que dicho esta scrito, aqui y aya. As visto una pelicula The Boondock Saints? Es serto que no sobo la language.

knocked right into the oddly placed can of toxic waste, as it leaked into the ravine below little Jimmy started what we know as the mutant outbreak of

Since everything smelled alright down there, he continued to look for the essential nugget. He looked in caves, underground, underwater, and all over Timbuktu.

it was my fault, he knew and refused to pass on, even after my vain attempts of gentle religious blessings and firm exorcisms. he was my albatross, who's weight brought

men. Even his relationship with his mother had been a strain for him. Jackie incapable of being beat poet yet there he was a beat poet haunting the streets of San Francisco.

ways. The people began to crowd around her from the auditorium. She quickly remembered the diseases spread through contact as she was drowned in a sea of hands. Then, she accidentally

The night she pretended to be an Emergency Room Doctor and handled 27 poor souls before the police got there and arrested her. She never finished high school. But she could see.

was about a man who grew up on the right side of town but hooked up with a white trash RV park girl by the name of Billy Joe. How his net worth was halved in 6 months. He lost his