They decided not to tell Mary that her son could walk on water, as they figured this would thoroughly freak her out. However, they were pleased to have found the goat, and

He whipped his head around and saw an approaching boat. From that far away, it was hard to tell who was on it, but the gunshot he'd heard made him think one thing: Pirates!

In equal measure, Hrengor the Beholder felt grateful for the youngster's protection but uncertain about so many other things. Nowadays he only wanted to run his internodal bar

decided to go on an egg hunt. The eggs they painted were beautiful. Golds and blues, dots and stripes, all the colors of the rainbow, in various lights and shades. Oh glorious day.

Sylvia's Mother says, "You got to have it six feet down and six feet long. " Stanley's mom gave him the very britches he's wearing right now." She pointed at Stanley's britches.

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The CTMT, or Climatological Tidal Model of the Thermosphere, showed that the sun's radiation was heating up ocean waters faster than ever before—and the people of the island had

Perched in a well-worn leather armchair, dressed in a sakura-colored kimono his legs crossed and showing bare ankle above clogs, Stanley Tucci swirled his negroni lasciviously.

to either let the public know, or to let the world die in ignortant bliss. tick tock tick, the meteor barrels forward. "sir?" a meek voice pierces the silent room. "what do we do?"

were in, after spending hundreds of dollars on lottery tickets and winning next to nothing. If we had won, my wife thought we should buy a house and settle down, but I thought

The spoons held secret clues into her family's past. Nancy had picked up one of the spoons and noticed a tiny engraving in the side, which read:

for me , when I were roused by my mom, I was the happiest person because I have a wonderful mother>

Because she did it in front of some girl who knew her and blabbed when it went viral. The story was eldritch, like something by Lovecraft. It starts off at a Negro League Baseball

if you love mayonasie because if you don't I hate mayonaise if you hate it too." Her idiotic announcement made up my mind for me. She would have to go. It had been 3 days of bliss

he had had amazing luck. He won the lottery and bought himself a new wardrobe, which helped him become a lot more confident. Now, when he walked, he no longer stared at the ground

spitting fire in the air the wicked necromancer invoked your name. Your soul like a shadow was there. You swear that you've never seen anything like this peril but true blood will

"You see, Larry," explained Fred, "it's cause the ladies go crazy for it." He demonstrated by rubbing his legs together to make a loud creeky noise. From afar, Jen heard the

touch is always the thing, he thought. south africa was in its cold season and the locusts were preaching their didactic doom. Falling into a frosty state of snowmanship.

"The countdown has begun," announced the newscaster as the Armageddon alarms sounded outside. "60, 59, 58..." Seconds until nuclear disaster. What would I do?

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