Tears welled up in my eyes as I pleaded my case. "What more do you want?! I have told you everything I know! I have laid out my heart for you! Why can't you see what I'm trying to

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She was a bit hazy on how Step Four really went down to reap all that profit. Her sights were on the profit and what the profits could buy. Step Three hadn't been any fun. Where is

cost, we will have our day! The earthlings will regret ever having elected Donald Trump as their leader. After building a wall around the sun and trying to make us pay for it, we

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE ROBOTS are duds and won't be able to be used until they are further tested to ensure an accident like that won't happen again. "Well that was a waste"

the dolls turned into a bunch of rats with blue eyes followed by weird large turtles with masks? Red, orange, blue, and purple. They have names like Michelangelo how odd.

eat them alive, and bring the cats, and the other guys boss to their knees, from the last FOldingStory.

When I found out the awful truth, it hit me like a ton of bricks. My life was forever changed in that single moment, and nothing would ever be the same again. I set out to find

But first, I figured it would be a good idea to close out my tab at the local tavern. So I went over there when they opened, and I ended up drowning my sorrows there instead.

God came by at that second, and with the help of Saint Anthony, my Hamster was brought back.

get up, and give up all of the F***ing seats on the Bus, for his Fat Butt to sit in. My Boss was such a greedy, selfish asshole, that I hit him so hard, teeth went flying.

the space aliens came and abducted my little sister and her pet duck. I called my best friend right away and arranged for a party to celebrate the mysterious disappearance of

It was a foul smell. Like a corpse rose out of the ground and exhaled odorous breath. Who thought it was a good idea to cage a skunk? Good thing that

... and indeed it was the incorrect dwelling, due to the Household being Vegan, so the cow's cheese was given away to the Church' Food Pantry.

The leaves began to fall from the tree, all around the woman who twirled underneath them.

The man awoke to realize he was sitting in a bullet train. The landscape sped by and his memory was gone.

Local government didn't both to tear down the old school. Too expensive for a small town. There it stood, empty, haunted. The group stood

A pilot's prop plane puttered over the peninsula with a particular propensity to pull from the path.

Pan was there offering to play for his soul at the crossroads. "What do I get in exchange," he asked the abomination.

I questioned myself for an explanation as to what was supposed to have happened given the situation as it stood. I further berated myself for screaming at myself in the first place