Ugh the window onto the verandah. All the contents scattered and, like cottonwood seeds, could be spotted everywhere. People began sneezing to death. Pollen counts skyrocketed.

Supposedly, the world was one giant glob of humanity, under globalist rule. But when I walked outside in my fish costume, everyone stared at me. "This is not Halloween yet!", Mr.

I don't even have a car or license. I am not going to do errands today, they will wait until tomorrow. Just as well. No more booze at home or I use Jiggers.

It started playing the electric triangle while James played the Monopoly game backwards on the piano. A rep from DGG recorded it and released an album, to rave reviews. The massive

His prey was more ferocious than he had thought. Sabu the Tiger told the prey, "Keep still!" Finally, he got his meal and shared it with his family-a wife and four children.

E European Union by demanding social security for all of his species. They were sent to Mars after the taxpayers could no longer foot the bill.

Early on, the three heads -Yertle, Myrtle, and Squirtle- learned the importance of teamwork. The newborn hatchling had to work hard, flipper-in-flipper, in order to escape

Was this like the electroshock therapy that is making a comeback? This big blue machine my mum gave me for Christmas is a strange contraption indeed. It has 50 blue switches.

standing in my spot. Get. Out!" I wrenched away so harshly that some of the skin of my toes ripped. I hardly felt it at the time; I was eager to escape that terrifying maw. Mufasa

I'm going piebald just thinking about it. Like Home Simpson I say "dough" and wait for help to arrive. Before long, someone slathers butter on my cracks with a pastry brush.

Who cares if zombies made up over half the population? It's not all that different from back home. I organized a panel of experts to convince Hox that this would be a new start

"A General Theory of Oblivion". He was reputed to be a poetaster, so the audience didn't hold their breath. The Poetaster Council nominated for book of the year. But we digress...

Universe from self imploding. It is a matter of when, not if." Neil de Grasse -Tyson had read the warnings at his email account. He was not prepared at all to be a cyborg, but the

the morning's events. I did not get far though because I kept coming back to that one moment when it all went sideways on me. The moment when I opened my eyes; the moment I awoke.

this new philosophical territory. There was no question what the frontside looked like, any freshman philosophy student could describe the frontside, but the backside must be

bolster the lumbering police state than to... He never did figure out how that sentence ended because just then he was called to take his driving test by Officer Imelda Paz.

sashayed seductively into the Swinging Simian Social Soire and Salon where he was quickly Shanghai ed like last week's summer sausage and bound for ports unknow.

2 0 to leak from his eyes. Picking up steam at the flare of the nostrils and then careening into the canyonlike lip fold, the saltiness seeping past his pursed lips to tickle his

The Chief Llama called for an independence referendum for the elephants and cows. There was a rally at Fountain Square, where the Chief Llama spoke:

Was that any reason to torment them further? So they took their cause to the streets, carrying signs that said : "Abnormal Americans Need Gloves to Cover Their Hideous Hands".