These demons were known to have an insatiable appetite for self destruction. That was a blessing in disguise. The penguins knew that and bought arsenic to put in their food. It had

once I've recovered from the salmonella & my other toes grow back to tick off other bucket list items, like attending an electric chair execution, perform a duet with Katy Perry,

then again OVER a bridge. But Watch out, there are MORE rivers than bridges. 'Im the map! I'm the map! I'M THE MAAAP!!!" I stared at the map. What am I going to do with this shitty

That I no longer wanted to hear it. It was like that song on the radio I never wanted to hear again. This claptrap about why we need another war is total rubbish.

Unfortunately, they weren't actually mice, and as such didn't speak mouse-ish. They accidentally offended some actual mice, who were now plotting their revenge.

The potatoes were orange with little yellow tufts of hair. Our bunker selected plants producing potatoes with facial features. There was a lot of fallout because

.Once you've eaten the ship-cake, start checking your poop each time, until you begin finding gold doubloons. Oh, and the ship's canons might go off, which will sound as though you

Because he had become a hardcore survivalist, and survived the worst economic collapse ever. His folded stories kept him sane, and he had stashed 200 pens away to fold stories.

Her rucksack was heavy but it had all her essentials. The book The Road was her favourite sort of read thesr days. As the globalists tried to work their magick once again, it was

He has a background in history and only his encounter with zen monks taught him to be otherwise. he converted to zen and became an monk.

It is already noon. Kramer shouts, "Are you dead?".

wizard- one who used magic for ordinary good and personal gain. No chosen ones, no great heroic deeds, no child endangerment. No necromancy. Well, maybe a little. Just so long as

Well as a result of the most important thing to do they went out to the dentist. The other ghost town of the country was a little bit of a sore but they were going

"But Newman you know you should have dumped the body in the river" - she said. What body? Newton didn't know about no body, was she crazy? "What are you talking about?" - he asked.

Martha walks out of the millinery shop after buying a hat, a black dress and black shoes. This was all she was looking for. Bob went to the charcuterie and bought cubed steak.

Newman shrugs it off as his daily routine. He practises daily for three hours at a stretch. It keeps him in shape, he claims. It is already three pm? Time for tea!

Jerry said, "No, I didn't. I was reading volume five of My Struggle by Karl Ove Knausgard. " Jerry was an avid reader of Scandinavian authors. Newman preferred British writers.

Someone who carries a pocket tellie everywhere and watches whatever is on. Driving whilst watching a tellie is dangerously distracting. Peter just looks at his tellie, silent.

grabbed Nour's Kalashnikof. Nour kept it scrupulously clean.He was the OCD member of their troop.Ali opened the magazine. "Hmm. Sharif.Looks like you've improved your... Wait a min

Mfortably while listening to Radiohead's new album. Thom Yorke's voice resonated like curry spices wafting through the air on a summer day. Echoes of past barbeques entered the