rnity. The fear that God forgets before he forgives makes the last weeks in hell all more anxious. That is how Sally Stayput got left behind in hell with the likes of

He thought this advise ironic, coming from his hilly-billy dad with only 5 teeth and a collection of creepy hand bags used to hold various female products that he never used.

derwear was riding up on Paulinus back. Mr Deer continue to drive much to Paulinus chagrin. But they needed to get to the Cathedral to give a sermon on the powers of peyote.

said my friend from across the table. Battleborn was a brut but loved using the breadsticks from Olive Garden as a weapon to invade Ruby Tuesday's. He insteaded that the rubies

rence to citrus help mask the smell. As a feral cat, you are unable to use a liter box and defecateall over the furniture. The smell is impossible to get out. So I had to let you

The cooking staff turned the volume up. The guests could hear the commotion coming from the kitchen. Jen, Varnes and the Chef slided into the dining hall with the staff and danced

with your choice of house salad or soup. I really couldn't pass up the clam chowder. After swallowing the 12 shrimp whole, gagging the whole time, I was ready for my soup.

"here!" Brian said. ""We can being back any B-list dead celebrity" Mulling it over, it looked easy enough. We only need the VHS recorder from my parents bedroom.

Big foot was very territorial and challenged Bubbles to a dance off in front of the Elves. Winner take all to the last one dancing. Bubbles the crazy clown had some great moves.

Guy Fawkes infiltrate the sewer under the building. The bill wasn't going to die on the floor but in the House. Carting a wheelbarrow of C4, and fireworks, he wanted to take his

the hornet came to frighten the two love birds away from their meal. The ants had their choosing of delicate sweets as the man and women left behind their lunch. The humans ran to

For me, that meant my old man would be home tonight. My friends and I were going to hang out in my room. not now. He doesn't care for my friends. The Wing being back meant that the

Mikolaj spent most of his day at the park watching the ducks on the pond. He rarely gave a thought to being the last survivor of the Royal Calump Empire. Or that he had an ex-wife.

A six foot tall inflatable love doll from the Love Doll™ Company of Omaha, NE. It said so on the large box she came in. He wanted to surprise his wife with a new partner. Plus he

ancer coughed emitting a grey smoke when he exhaled. His cough sounded sepulchral. His cough startled the white rabbit who dropped his watch. THe wiener car came out of the tunnel.

Hanging up, Alain pondered what Ezra had just told him. A third player was always possible but not one this far into the plan. Did they know in Langley? He should have asked Ezra.

three million cans of ostrich, a ruby sword, and an emerald pickaxe. the minute i began my quest, i suddenly realized

found himself wanting to eat eyeballs in butter over toast. Sourdough. He searched the kitchen for a toaster. Should I cook the eye, he wondered. But when he looked for the eye, it

Just to be sure I ate a fifth finger. I wasn't squeamish about it. I didn't know they were fingers when I bought them at the Quikmart and ate, now, 5. They were delicious. I think

about it? "Yes and he insists that they stopped producing that model in 1979 due to errant behavior. THey kept becoming sentient." "That doesn't help us at all." It's what I found