My invisible back up bass player said to look out so I turned the shower off and grabbed a towel. The music in NY head turned off and an eerie silence played in my bathroom.

redesign the armor for the goats. I decided to take tree bark and dress the goats as walking trees. The aliens would be terrified. So would my neighbor Greg. He hates moving trees

They had been going for fuchsia and since neither of them had picked it, it sent the matter into a double or nothing session. We let it ride on #22. The dealer spinned the wheel.

I wasn't a lout. If baloot is what she wanted then baloot she shall have. I realized the 1st language was Tagalog and the 2nd was Spanish. I must be in the Philippines, early 80s.

corner tobacconist to buy the London Times. There I was on the Fleet Street bus in my getup reading the TImes when it happened. Out of the blue

but I skinned the tabby I had just shot. That way a tangible good will come from my overreaction. In hindsight maybe just kicking it would have been better than shooting it. Now I

that were on my broken phone. My life had been on that phone that broke in anger by throwing it into the kitchen with all my might. It lies they now in pieces. It is all that woman

always reminded us to wear clean underwear the way mothers a wont to do. I have to admit many nights out hijinx brought us home with soiled britches. Not to mention the

The Queens fold::> We were feeling pecking one morning while holding court. We ordered a duke, I forget which one, to bring me a tart. We were not pleased by the tart he presented

In equal measure, Hrengor the Beholder felt grateful for the youngster's protection but uncertain about so many other things. Nowadays he only wanted to run his internodal bar

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Perched in a well-worn leather armchair, dressed in a sakura-colored kimono his legs crossed and showing bare ankle above clogs, Stanley Tucci swirled his negroni lasciviously.

too many poor animals, and too much time, had been waisted, so that is the story folks of the atomic procrastinating procrastinator.

for me , when I were roused by my mom, I was the happiest person because I have a wonderful mother>

Because she did it in front of some girl who knew her and blabbed when it went viral. The story was eldritch, like something by Lovecraft. It starts off at a Negro League Baseball

Sylvia's Mother says, "You got to have it six feet down and six feet long. " Stanley's mom gave him the very britches he's wearing right now." She pointed at Stanley's britches.

interpreted the welcome as a surprise attack & dispatched 2 missiles towards the incoming fleet causing the short lived getting to know you war. Luckily EJ Camacho of Space Patrol

fantastic cause, inadvertently. they got scared and chased their tails until they finally started to figure out that the story kept continuing, with or without them. so the home's

touch is always the thing, he thought. south africa was in its cold season and the locusts were preaching their didactic doom. Falling into a frosty state of snowmanship.

Bobbi Brat, childhood Youtube Star. Good morning! Are you ready to begin the interview? Have you had your coffee? Oh, I don't drink coffee, I'm more of a tea guy. Heard.