rafters, silently watching the visitors. As they climb the foyer's stairs, there's a rainless flash of lightning, and the candles of the chandeliers light. Turning the doorknob,

only during the waning gibbous moon. "Dammit," I spoke to myself, "That was last night." Then I realized antigravity was still in effect, reversing the moon's orbit. Jimmy will

as a workaround, I personally stapled all the footnotes of this biography to each and every copy. That's why several disorganized bits of paper are sticking out. If there isn't,

jungle moss in the Amazon. That shrew just shouldn't be able to compete, yet somehow he does. But I think I know how to get Minnie to realize her mistake. First, I need to

Who even buys those? Not metal manufacturers, surely those are automated in some way. And there's surely no restaurants that use industrial sponges. Still, I was selling a meager

Then in a moment of uncertainty she felt like she had missed whatever she had been waiting for in the grotto. She was fragrant yet mystical. She was Nike in plumage. Happenstance

someone had shut a door below them. They both crept down the stairs towards the noise, she came around the corner and saw

Did it seem too..out there? maybe a exaggeration? No no, this was perfect. This would bring attention to April, negative attention, that is.

Suddenly, I was rough handled and I found myself on the floor with a unicorn's hoof across my chest pinning me down to the floor. We were surrounded by the Unicorn King's Court. I

as much when they said, "we irritated that you didn't get it. You're not the right person for the position enjoy the rest of you petty life." Shampoo wasn't worth it. I picked up

However, the Nutrinos left nasty Nutrophils buried deep withing the Hydrovents of the Aphotic Zone, in so, Cloud 9 will have to wait, until

God came by at that second, and with the help of Saint Anthony, my Hamster was brought back.

Little did he know, Ali left some, "Free Presents," in the Fridge, which were Farts trapped forever in the seams of the fridge itself. Not only did it smell to High Heaven, but t

get up, and give up all of the F***ing seats on the Bus, for his Fat Butt to sit in. My Boss was such a greedy, selfish asshole, that I hit him so hard, teeth went flying.

, and her man treats her with respect, like a Royal Highness. Mick holds doors open for her... pulls her seat out, even pays or the meal, and knows exactly what to do when hugs ar

my boss needs all the seats, because I'm pissed off at my Mother.

having sex with the motor of the motor vehicle

It was the Wedding Ring. The Groom finally found it after searching the beach with a metal detector.

... and indeed it was the incorrect dwelling, due to the Household being Vegan, so the cow's cheese was given away to the Church' Food Pantry.

but then so was premarital sex and we were not about to give that up. We were sneaky about our necromancy though. Always under a new moon with orgies after. The orgies were popular