Dunno. Why? I Dunno. But there might be a way to know, and that would be to ask Dunno himself. How might that go? - Hi Dunno! - You dunno what? - I not Dunno, you Dunno! So you

It was under the influence of Thomas Ligotti that I entered the nearest diner; which upon reflection did seem strange, given he was not usually known for stepping out. Nevertheless

Mrs. Anderson broke her chalk against the chalkboard, perhaps because of some sudden surfacing of a bitterly embarrassing moment to which she had a strong reaction. Her students

"What am I doing here?" wondered Hrengor the Beholder. "Sure, I did give up slaughtering dungeon ninnies and have seen such a cosmic variety of incarnates visit my smoothie booth,

"Have you noticed the second presence yet?" Granny Teressa once asked me from beyond. "No, no, but thank you for asking. I think I turned out to be kind of psi-blind, except for

By then, Olivia knew that a combo of optimism and boldness was the only way forward. However, she kept her panache in reserve as she entered the post-apocalyptic coffee shop, where

but was also moved to mention that maybe more contrast would be better, e.g., "I never found a lover in abandoned shopping malls." Well,

It's a release and a way to comment on stuff, it's a way to play, it's a way to remind, and for me also a way to learn how to write more succinctly. How about you?

Mrs. Cavanaugh had a fear of frogs, which was an obstacle to her teaching career until her grandson's classmates somehow deterred him from spritzing frog-scent in her classroom.

but something wasn't right and possibly very wrong. Jeb's Pool Palace used to feel like a comfortable place to me. Some of us geezers might have watched as Brenda adjusted her

Just so you know, it has been so quiet out here, despite whatever psychotic crap has been going on elsewhere. Please don't bring any of that here. Otherwise you are welcome.

cat whom he had disrespected for eight years, and whose comeuppance he thought he'd escape. Leaving that aside, the creature had learned some advanced Mandarin, which

leaping upon the counter was a nice surprise to Hrengor the Beholder, who had been thinking of shutting down his interstellar food-court smoothie bistro. Hrengor blinked at the cat

Phil's sister Madeleine wasn't exactly psychic, but she could read her little brother like a book. "Can't hide love, Phil, but please don't squeeze or get cozy with my hubby." She

"Fail fail fail! As non-attempts go, that is one of the lamest I have ever witnessed! But may I ask if you are okay? If things are so bad in your house that you don't want to play,

Nova daddy has a certain spark.

have to learn proper English, one imagines." Meredith Marigolds was somewhat concerned about this year's crop, and whether the language might be completely destroyed by them. "Hmm,

Well, it was only that one kid smiling, which was not bad, all things considered. As they loaded me into the ambulance I did wonder what I should say to that kid if I survived. Hmm

"Vro, if you did it before you can do it again -- you got this." No idea where that voice came from, and that he called me "Vro" was disrespectful, but the frayed space-time needed

If you don't want to play the game just say so, but please don't just post lame plays like "B" -- that is rather insufficient. If you can tell stories or gossip then you can write