The surgeon I'd always loved greeted me with her instruments still in hand. I recognize that work anywhere after you did it to me. How she could do this and also be an Olympic gymn

We finally took off. We felt the breeze on our cheeks, and cold icy rain filtered through our mustaches. We failed to notice whatever it was that we just bumped over. Sidewise bike

You can't stop water from being wet unless you freeze it. Could that be the solution to this predicament? Are you afraid of being frozen? It would preserve you long enough to

"She'll be jumbling her nouns for a while, I'm afraid." the doctor reported.

"Now I am become Cute, the destroyer of homes." The puppy scientists knew what they had achieved must be used carefully. In the wrong paws, UCC would stop humans from having sex.

heat lamp. Liquid in the vat bubbled and spat. What could my brother possible be concocting in the garage?

Finally, dad was ready for his first stand up show. As he stood below the sweltering house lights, staring blankly at the crowd, I was sure he'd bomb. "Donald Trump, a priest and a

"What?" The woman asked incredulously, arms crossed as she stared at the man sat across from her. "What does that mean?" The man was still and silent, though sadly not for long.

"Cheswick, dear that isn't necessarily a bad thing." *She wiped her mouth with a thin napkin.* "Sometimes a moment of peace is needed," She glanced away warily, "especially now."

sighing all the while. "Seriously, again?" I glared coldly at him, "You know what's going to happen, erasing the arm; erases your arm, so why do you keep erasing your arm?!"

lies my least favorite grandfather, dinglefunker." The screaming doesn't stop when I replace the vinyls, it never stops, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, ne-

"Please get your fingers out of my intestine, this is rather inappropriate." I state sternly, pushing the doctor away and sowing myself back up hastily, "This was 1 star on yelp."

on tvtropes, and uh... nah bro, this is getting weird, and not fun weird... not looking forward to it.

unny farm? I love rabbits! been raising them all my life! when I was little my mother bought me flemish giant I named Harold, Harold was such a sweet bunny, he loved to steal

"It isn't my fault officer, I thought he was a catfish, I mean look at him! He was biting MY fishing line, with THAT face! How was I supposed to know that was a man!"

your tiny head hole to be affected by my tiny heart hole, our holes must remain separate until I can learn to love again, I'm sorry Vro, completely and holey sorry.

sudden flash of bright light as the previously assumed inactive nuke, detonated right in front of Sherlock's face, luckily he came prepared, Watson was a great man...

make new ones with her earwax, they already came pre-colored, though only in shades of red.

B

lead me to burst into tears while my mother stared at me in confusion. "Son, you've never met the man, why are you crying? I thought you liked crickets and jade?"