por 40 anos asta hoy. Era una era complicated, como dicen. Lo que dicho esta scrito, aqui y aya. As visto una pelicula The Boondock Saints? Es serto que no sobo la language.

It had everything—except the feeling of home. Although each day was filled with adventure, each night held a feeling of deep emptiness and longing

"You see, Larry," explained Fred, "it's cause the ladies go crazy for it." He demonstrated by rubbing his legs together to make a loud creeky noise. From afar, Jen heard the

on your mother's grave. This was only the beginning of their torment and terror on humanity, and you watched in horror as

he had had amazing luck. He won the lottery and bought himself a new wardrobe, which helped him become a lot more confident. Now, when he walked, he no longer stared at the ground

The spoons held secret clues into her family's past. Nancy had picked up one of the spoons and noticed a tiny engraving in the side, which read:

As it turns out, we must always strive to please the Righteous and Good Noble King, and his ultimate goals must become ours. This includes

"Ouch," said little Johnny as a duck hit his head as it flew by. However, as the ducks began to drop the softballs on the ground, the whole community was pleased to finally have

They decided not to tell Mary that her son could walk on water, as they figured this would thoroughly freak her out. However, they were pleased to have found the goat, and

"The countdown has begun," announced the newscaster as the Armageddon alarms sounded outside. "60, 59, 58..." Seconds until nuclear disaster. What would I do?

He whipped his head around and saw an approaching boat. From that far away, it was hard to tell who was on it, but the gunshot he'd heard made him think one thing: Pirates!

unusable wasteland, turned into a price-inflated suburban neighborhood... but people are in the market for a McMansion as far away from their in-laws as possible! It's the perfect

were in, after spending hundreds of dollars on lottery tickets and winning next to nothing. If we had won, my wife thought we should buy a house and settle down, but I thought

Since everything smelled alright down there, he continued to look for the essential nugget. He looked in caves, underground, underwater, and all over Timbuktu.

The CTMT, or Climatological Tidal Model of the Thermosphere, showed that the sun's radiation was heating up ocean waters faster than ever before—and the people of the island had

with a schizophrenic man who thought he was the head of the Chicago mafia. I could no longer engage in his game. My husband needed professional help before I went crazy, too.

Day by day, though, his dollops were doled out dutifully in due time. Wherever his journey took him, he needed to find a way to get more dollops, fast.

sleeps with me. It gave me a lot of gas, and I felt bad for that, but he seems to have slept through the smell (I hope). The dragon seems to have noticed, but didn't say anything.

"War was just around the corner. Is round the corner. It is Nigh!" Something sublime about the spiritual warfare we are involved in and how I wound up at your cousin Schlomo's bar

I don't know how long I waited before I had something to follow that if. I want to say it was only time but then it wasn't time. Or enough. Though it last a thousand years a day.