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Heart broken as he receipt from Lowe's for her home renovation had been washed in the dryer from Home Depot. So she invited the court, all twelve men to come through her front door
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," Said Tom. Tiffany hated Tom, and did not want to say hello in return. But both stuck thousand of miles in a mini-sub on their way to the Titanic was reluctantly said, "
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David, thinking that the promise ring might mean something more to Becky decided to remove the ring from her hand. Bring Sauron the druglord to kill them. It was that or marriage.
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When the feds came that morning, she stood as like a stump amongst logs. The feds having to step over the dead bodies to get to her. She had the answers to their question of why.
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As the planet was now a bowl shape world, the Flat Earthers debated on the actual truth about the bomb or if this was cover up to reveal that the earth was bowl like all along.
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come my parents never told me? They were both living in the Sam Francisco Zoo and I now in public High School, had to live on my own. School was tough, and John was bullying me.
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the deranged deer had never had human flesh but after tearing a chunk of Ned's arm as he swung the bat, the Deer would never back down. I screamed as I watched Ned clutch his arm.
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fish that cleans crocodile's teeth. After Mater saw me make the sandwich, she vomited and proceed to use a knife to remove the body part. A Lorena Bobbitt moment for sure.
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But she didn't care and continued to paint Amnamieka's wall a 1950's pink and used creepy anime children and Five Nights at Freddy dolls. Annamieka was horrified and couldn't sleep
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but when I was SMSing my mum," I have already hewn the chicken [for dinner]". Her phone ringed while at the doctor's and it read "I have already held the chicken."
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lion's pen. The chicken sought legal counsel through a zoo defender, the Tortoise, who naturally was good at tort, to argue that lamb had legal ownership of the pen. And in fact,
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But Colonel Mustard was not in the dining room that night. And President Reagan, despite being dead with me, did not have the lamp. So it is this new person you are dating, Mr.
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Irma dismissing my marriage proposal said," we need to remove this man's foot!" She ran to the closest shed and brought back a hacksaw. Without anesthesia, my father screamed.
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that you couldn't. But that is what separates us. This is my manifesto to how I can achieve the unthinkable. I was able to save the world from the fleet of Chupacabra by...
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I've been working uncover to find Ley L." The woman said. The man confused because she had just gotten into his car in the red light districted in a small mining town in Canada.
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we decided to take you. You will be able to help us. The strangers told me. I was scared as these unearthly beings had me. "So you need advise?" I asked them
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it would destroy the world. John Bull knew the truth of the deadly Bonbonbonbon virus, as Dictatorship collapsed, Anarchy descended and civil war broke out (with proper distancing)
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But also urgent to stop the water from dripping into the outlet on the floor. They would all die if they didn't move fast enough. The seniors watched in horror as the teenager got
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I did by best to take the punch in the gut and hold my lunch in, but the violence reverberated causing an explosion on the other end. The smell escaping the pants my mom gave me.
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I left the party because Kesha had not arrived. Really, it was not a party. The party hadn't started because she had not walked in. As I was leaving,