and corporate team-building events. Everyone wanted their own telescopic robot MAN'S UNIT. It became the hottest product to hit the shelves since the redesigned Easy-Bake Oven.

way to win the hearts of fair maidens near and far." Then, for his next trick, he flipped an entire dozen eggs in one quick motion, neatly stacking them end-on-end without any help

Tears welled up in my eyes as I pleaded my case. "What more do you want?! I have told you everything I know! I have laid out my heart for you! Why can't you see what I'm trying to

that covered the distance between the Earth and the Sun. The rabbits snickered amongst themselves. "Those silly humans! They'll never find all that power and money now!" But little

cost, we will have our day! The earthlings will regret ever having elected Donald Trump as their leader. After building a wall around the sun and trying to make us pay for it, we

When I found out the awful truth, it hit me like a ton of bricks. My life was forever changed in that single moment, and nothing would ever be the same again. I set out to find

the dolls turned into a bunch of rats with blue eyes followed by weird large turtles with masks? Red, orange, blue, and purple. They have names like Michelangelo how odd.

called him Most Likely to be a hostage back in high school. He'd show them good. Married to a Goddess,. But he needed that spleen. Muscaria suddenly had a spare spleen to offer.

A storm out of the building and into a nearby park and try to relax, "I just need to take a break" I say. I'm still in denial, but maybe a break is what I need. I spontaneously

tries to make it up the stairs into the floor we are currently in. "We have to go... NOW" I scream as we run further up the building to get away. The devil is coming, and I

help you!" I stumble onto the floor, I can't even speak any more, I just can't it happened. The one thing that I didn't want to happen, happened, and that's truly terrifying.

there was something slightly off but the town, he couldn't put a finger to it yet but, it was like the place was too good to be true. "Maybe I'm dreaming" he started to feel faint

came off its hinges and landed on the ground. "Argh! That's it, I'm done with this place" I stormed out with a stomp on my feet, and didn't look back.

you to do the Renegade dance while being blindfolded and only standing on a single leg, as like I said, the Tik Tok Challenge was easy peezy lemon squeezy. However,

seems that more and more people are dying randomly. I have no clue how they happen really, I mean I did just whack this one on the head, but still, more than usual are dying

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE ROBOTS are duds and won't be able to be used until they are further tested to ensure an accident like that won't happen again. "Well that was a waste"

So lemme get this straight: You're handing me some bait and telling me to wait for your mate to state his weight in the... I got nothin'.

I high-tailed it out to the bus stop, hoping a bus would arrive in time for me to make good on my epiphany, before it fizzled out and my enthusiastically angry boss caught me.

a Nobel Peace Prize winner, for her amazing work in brainwashing. It so impressed the panel that they gave her the prize, no questions asked! How she managed this, I have no idea.

the space aliens came and abducted my little sister and her pet duck. I called my best friend right away and arranged for a party to celebrate the mysterious disappearance of