I yelled up at the dark puffball. “Hey little guy, why so gloomy?” The storm cloud thundered and sent down a bolt in my direction. “Weatherman thinks I’m just a front.”

that little brat. I raised a glass, “Abducted by an ET, good riddance!” A loud thrum shook the bar. Outside was a gargantuan duck ridden by my little sister. “I’M BAAACK!”

Gianna, disgusted by the homophobe's prejudice, wanted to teach the schlub a life lesson. She went to give him a wedgie, when she read across the band of the boy's underwear,

They were kind, but they couldn't help me with my seasoning dilemma; they only ate meat raw. As a last resort, I consulted the Board of the Afghan Hounds.

concensus heard a rumble from the roots of the world.

I always tell myself that. It's true, though, isn't it? это было в 19 веке; and that, it most certainly was. After all, what work of art would use asbestos as its coloring?

"Come out, come out, wherever you are..." Rang through his head, "FINE, I'LL COME OUT!" He said, "I'M GAY!!"

barney the dinosaur. Boris Johnson was very happy now

This is the story of a minecraft bee...

(Made by my brother) There was a shark tank sitting right next to the sea of apple's newest computor.. and the shark tank exploded.

Then, he slipped on a banana peel, and accidentally broke every single bone in his and his son's bodies :(

The beast was scary... :O

Many pleads were pleaded, plead.

The evil Angel weeped of how cruel the heavens were to him, and

The jar also happens to be my toilet, insect bait, and "smelling salt" to stir myself when I'm in my usual drunken stupor. I call it my Swiss Army Jar.

When my SupremoBot exhibited issues of its own so soon after delivery, I tried to do my best to be kind and console it, and even offered to carry it into the kitchen even though

If the students are back in town, I hope they will bring it, and bring it with innate human power. I am not here to test you, but I would advise you not to test me! ;)

Cool, and please continue. As you might have already learned, a lot of artists in any domain will do a lot of scraps and sketches and maybe full pieces backstage, but only present

Jericho Harridan told the class: "Now look, you! I'm not even non-binary. Please take a moment to process that. You may call me 'Jericho' to my face and behind my back. Got it?"

The whispering edge of the libtard's pendulum blade came closer and closer to my innocent white hairless chess, but at the last moment some badgeless ICE Bubbas rescued me from the