I could not help it but sometime after the 13th hour of the Regional Chewing Finals I fell asleep. The last event I can remember was the 3rd Bleu Cheese Chew when Tony's bleu was

Newly weds, this was shock to Raymond. "Minerva?!" He called out in shock. " Meant to tell you my lower half is serpentine." I thought the reason you used a wheelchair was because

He had hairy knuckles and long arms with a sloped forehead and big feet. Not to be confused with big foot, he could do math and dance the tango but honestly he looked like Lurch.

"141..142... 143...144.. Did I say 143? You've got to be kidding me! How much rice do you really need here? Is there a hand up my rear end? I'm not a Muppet! I refuse this!"

. No I love bats, baseball bats, vampire bats, fruit bats and even dingbats. That's why I would never besmirch Batman. In fact I am Batman. ... In my dreams, of course. It's legit!

just give me all your dollars, cents, rupis, yen and... Hey wait where are you going?!" Nat looked at the greasy vendor of phony tickets to Disneyland. "I'm going to Six Flags!"

fancy fluffy pets from averting their eyes. Fifi and Muffy would spin chasing their tails with jealousy at Lil' Pekar's the naked mole rat's nudity. Many fainted from the glory!

This is why I avoided the meaning of life questions, preferring instead to ask what meaning can I add to life. What purpose can I give another. I ran around altruistically do good.

& so it happened,as I said it would, but then I also said I'd say that and so I did. But this was never about me anyway. Was it? When I asked myself for the answers, who but me cou

abstract noun from the monologue, but the reading level still wouldn't budge lower than 12th grade. "There's no way little Jimmy will understand this," Ms. Wizzle grumbled.

Space has meaning, although that meaning has contradiction, further samples of the vast nothingness of space thus, we concluded, needs scientific testing inside of a lab. The LHC

Olmstead was currently reading Alice Bailey's book on the rituals of initiation. He underlined in green ink and realised why only Book Book store stocked her numerous volumes.

Bird jealousy was real and she was uber jealous of Floxy and Squawker. She felt Nona's pain. She collaborated with the ex-lover to plot the best revenge ever. Feathers fluffed and

turned me in for starting the great fire of 1910. Three million acres gone just because I have an explosive hot head. I thought the flamingos were my friends but they were really r

her plucked pigeon Smooze wearing sunglasses and a sombrero. I captioned it " A poor Mexican's Thanksgiving." My daughter text me back "LOL" Then she called bawling mom I didn't

were off on drug adventures. They abandon me at the age of 2 to brother Magillicutty. He had the classic monk bald head and woolen robe. He made me wear them too even to high schoo

And I coward in the corner suspicious of his telepathic abilities. He was hostile though only mentally. He sent he obscene messages psychically. She shivered and scooched toward

So I, GOD, simply plucked Murdock out of the time loop swatted his arse for going in there the third time this month. It was like a dog wanting to be in the washing machine, stupid

just add up the ad and pair the pears until you get tired of homonyms and change out your writing for acronyms and S.W.A.T. the issues away

It is a fact, as factual as a fact can be factual; I'm neither a politician nor a journalist. It is a fact that twigs and berries and strawberry creams are always in my dreams!