please be a pretty pussy and help McGurk with her bra." Nigel didn't realize he was the Little Minx that was being offered a way into the inner circle. Beth-Anne put a union suit

Beth was born blind. When the doctors removed the bandages all that she had fealt before with her fingers, nose and ears was visible. It was ugly! The world was ugly and disgusting

have discovered the fountain of youth and bathed in the glittering gold dust from El Dorado. It happening I tell you. "Here sir take your pill... no no the blue one, not the red!"

running for President. "Madam," reporters would ask "is it true you support free trade?" That's where Glenda's adroitness came into play: "Yes- but only within certain parameters!"

crowd would cheer appreciatively at Squiggles' good-humored antics, with the beheaded bodies making a special effort to join in the clapping. For his next waggish act, he poked out

of all things. Was it possible A17 found them to be more interesting than she did Eric? Then he remembered the time he had insisted they while away the night chanting prime numbers

vibrations and undulating good-moves brought forth a torrent of gushing clear liquid that swirled around and around Uranus. Venus was jealous, Saturns rings kept it

sh pride took a hit when the American managed to open the Spotted Dick can before I had even gotten to the kipper tins. I felt confident that I could overtake him in the Shepherd'

particularly hot day, Dab's boss came in to hassle him over the split of one set of two ply. Just as he was shouting up a storm he spontaneously combusted! The toilet paper caught

rs on everyone and shave my hair off so I can squeeze out of this fold. After all my luscious blonde curly locks are down to my assets and as thick as three bibles on my head.

. It'd've been inappropriate to date a friend of my aunt, so I did the gentlemanly thing & settled into Marsha's spacious clothes closet to peep on her. But after 6 months of this,

a parkinson's patient with his legs blown off at the knees." I sobbed even more. "Father that is horrible and a mean thing to say to your own son." Alocadas laughed. "Your my secon

too. In fact, with the horniness of everyone in the Target store peaking, it became a scary place to shop. Patrons picketted out front for the right to shop without being molested

accept our diplomatic offer to join us for a 3:30 peace summit at Starcucks tomorrow afternoon?" That's a guarantee I cannot make. I back up against the water cooler, starting to

the black night where lost folds fall into the abyss. I too have fallen and I can't get up. No joking here I am the La Gran of the future where only the wild antics of the new can

what kept the clown killing. The more kids he buried the more to cheer for him burying more kids. Pies in angel's faces was only the beginning. The clown moved on to how many angel

ma cherie. Tu est toujours mon fleur. (you are always my flower) But since you failed me again Mardi Gras is off the list. You may watch it from the window." I sobbed staring down

one of these snake fruits and a couple seranos with just a hint of lime and some seaweed for a bitter bite. The brewmaster smiled and removed the seaweed. "No man no seaweed beer."

Jo Jo wasn't too sure The kitchen was nice and he knew that an armistice was coming but, there was the neighbor. She was super nosy. She already had her nose pressed to the window.

Oh yes I was conducting the Phil Harmonic Choir whilst playing the piano and the harpsichord with my toes. One man bands watch out! I am the Evel Knievel of classical music. I fli