many nude bodies could fit in these serene hot waters. The saunas were packed with heavy heaving men in white towels. The thin men wen smashed into the narrow cracks between. It wa

if your ID didn't match your photo or was phony you incurred the wrath of the stinging cat scratches. People have let the cat population go semi-tamed for years in fear of this

All that matters is the horrid smell of putrid athlete's foot mixed with fresh doggy poo. An this is what I found my feet smelled like the day of my engagement party. My fiance

ggy boatswain snatched me by the girdle and heaved me to the deck. "Thinkin' o' jumpin' ship, ay?" he said with a toothy grin, shoving the contract in my face. "Looks like yore

now brown cow...bird?" The other parakeets wisely did not interrupt. They waited for all catcalls to end before they flew toward an open window. The cat couldn't catch

"Aye aye Captain, taking the restaurant down. Sound submerge." Throughout the restaurant Klaxons went off announcing that they were about to submerge. Customers ran off in a panic.

phony who would say absolutely anything to part people and monkeys from their money and bananas. Only little Mona the monkey could see through Browning Shartz's trickery. She tried

Swarm. The plan was simple--Gigi would fly into the nearest PetSmart and gather intel on a manager who was suspected of running a meth lab out of his office. Then Gigi would

Who had a sprained ankle. He was merely following a centuries old tradition. The Elizabethan banquet had six courses. The first was a rat's nest salad, so named after its tossed

Sir Osbert Limberger. He is unmistakeably staking out the cheese department. Sir William Gorgonzola is with him. Together they are unusable on pizza. Chef Paulinus was thrilled.

Sammy, you can play it for me. I leveled my rifle, watching as Samoan the Duck soared nearer and nearer to the blind. Love at first sight. I scoped in and took the shot.

I have high aspirations, I want to become an elevator operator. I'll go at it with professionalism and eventually I'll be be at the Space Needle or the Burj Khalifa

cused scanning to locate the relic once they breached the walls, even as the sounds of the arrival of enemy air support told them that they never would. They knew they still had to

l. I was sure he brought Alakazam here again. He loved to see me squirm when people found out I am a camel jockey. No not the insult kind the real deal riding racing fool.

amused me to chop the air above the derelict figure holding a torch above the waves or chase taxibots among the shattered towers of Manhattan. But the loveboat was pregnant with my

t all. Audrey liked being the weird one. It made life more fun and interesting. She never went too far off into the wild unknown but she loved to make a statement and today's was

Too many years with her abusive papa had made Lila too desperate to care where her feet landed. She found herself at a Hollywood make up studio working under the table for a place

krakens & ship wrecks in the purple depths.The Falcon carried the secret message to a Monk of the imperial court. Capt.Smattering pretended not to here, but changed ships course to

That's my seat he leaned over looking me in the eye. I screamed inside. It was only my first day and I

The pigeon 500 was about to start. All the birds could hardly hold themselves still on the phone wires. Fast flash flappy was set to take the whole enchilada but ranked just under