inwardly while both hands flew across his keyboard. Best to express his frustrations through his haiku: Metrosexual, follically over-wrought, smooth operator. Being sensitive to

drool cup's syphon which caught the stream of drool the image generated. Next was an eclair with butterscotch topping & whipped cream leaking out the sides. You know what I mean.

discarded in a sewage vat. Frog got Toad the treatment he needed and somehow made a new friend. Toad, for once in his life, had a friend as well. The coffeetable book was their jou

The thing is, if one looks hard enough for a message or pattern, it's always there to find. The monitoring scans mistook my fantasy football statistics spreadsheet for IFF data and

wind & I see the face of my dead cat in my reflection on the window glass. Her tiny whiskers turn up into a smile. I will tell them all she purrs and, I wake in a cold sweat again.

Seamus's large & in charge look was a smashing success. The folds of his flab made every drag queen & twin tween smile and wink. Or so he thought until he realized that behind him

derwear was riding up on Paulinus back. Mr Deer continue to drive much to Paulinus chagrin. But they needed to get to the Cathedral to give a sermon on the powers of peyote.

they got those secret surprises into the tubs of lard. Unlike a cracker jack and cereal box lard could make things soggy. "Oh, What is the prize?" She thought. She pulled out

all they saw was another high school student with a soft squish cream filled center. I stood my ground. The fact that you and the vice principal did n't like meant only that

Vending Kiosk 37A checked in from Mankato via its contraband IOT link. "I'm seeing things out here, bad things. Not just the canned-brain sales, but SomaPro SportShake customers."

straight into the sun. He then became the sun and illuminated parts of the galaxy, while

All the elevators went to the same floor nowadays, and all doors opened to a room resembling his living room. My mum greeted me with jam sarnies. I was only gone for thre hours!

The Eastern religions were correct when they said nothing is permanent. This is something I have found out first hand. Secondhand knowledge ix less valuabld by comparison. My mum

or didn't. But instead of making me feel small it made me angry. So the Cosmos wants to see me as a nobody? A speck in the space-time continuum. Well we'll see about that. I expect

It was wearing her red shoes too! Unknown to her, a UFO appeared overhead and her ring boarded it. Where the UFO went is unknown, to this day. Her red shoes had to be replaced.

Not that it matters anymore but I was the guy that made the first Copy Cat. I was trying to print out a flyer for my girlfriend's dead cat, Mergotroid. Seven Jolt Colas later we

Ipped when she tried to force them open with holy tongs. These holy tongs were from a Buddhist temple and made from gold. She was rescued by the High Priestess herself. Patti Smith

12 year old, Erin Schleptel, for her 8th Grade Social Studies presentation, showed in her Powerpoint that far from been sudden, canned brains had been in the works since Trump won

Then one day, in the market, somebody slipped a copy of Das Energi by Paul Williams into his rucksack. He read the whole book in the dark that night. He met the sun with fires of

Spoiled rotten bureaucrats have rats in their bureaus which resist the poison left there. It gets used as hoisin sauce thus poisoning the rats who hate any food with MSG. Messages