Mom's Spaghetti was sitting on the Counter, untouched and uneaten. That is until Poopyrus took it, But it actually wasn't poopyrus. IT WAS ROBBIE ROTTEN!

And what better gift is there to give, after all, than the gift of a fold--or at least, a GOOD fold. Bad folds are like lumps of coal, with their derailed narratives and

rostitute role play that was a hit at the Phrenology Convention. But then everybody peeled back to reveal our forgotten but glaring weakness; the right angle of my two faces. Each

it would destroy the world. John Bull knew the truth of the deadly Bonbonbonbon virus, as Dictatorship collapsed, Anarchy descended and civil war broke out (with proper distancing)

Then I will get a white cat to run my store. Fluffy can check the iIDs to make sure customers are of age. She loved to sniff all purchases and ring people up, using her paws.

About John Bull and Uncle Sam having arguments over dinner." It was 2063 and Dr. Dugong knew how ro cure the headaches his patient was having. Det. Mnatee agreed that medicine

"kicked the bucket" (they said), which made me laugh....had me in stitches, they did! I never knew until then that...well, do you promise not to tell?The FBI are retired comedians.

White Russian #1 says he plans to go bowling and he hopes to finally win. "Its hard to bowl if your buddies always beat you!", he sighed. Martha Stewart offered helpful hints about

His novel kicked around his brain, then kicked it's way out! The chemically altered aliens made first contact with dogs. Their loyal obedience led them to believe humans oppressors

ly backed away from her, taking the opportunity to slide my boots back on. I wasn't going to let this woman get anywhere near my feet, especially my bunions!

from the other microbial, he went to the corner and f'd himself a couple of times. He came back wit an army of microbes, and they ransacked the primordial soup. "Liberation!" they

n ran across the stage. The Grinch, maddened beyond explanation, chased after the pitcher of beer. "Son of a pitch(er), come back here!" the Grinch screeched. The pitcher ran for

Members: the need to laugh at the follies of the universe is greater than ever at this winter solstice! It creates more good folding stories to come in 2017.Shall we make a toast?

Irma dismissing my marriage proposal said," we need to remove this man's foot!" She ran to the closest shed and brought back a hacksaw. Without anesthesia, my father screamed.

"Zounds Mater! How you DO carry on! You act as if I called you a republican sympathizer. I was only saying that I was putting my ruby shoes and baby teeth in the trunk of the car."

loaded for bear in preparation to get offended by whatever her whim decided upon at any given moment. As a backup, she had a feedback mixtape where she offended herself vehemently.

self in grape jelly and showing them how to lick like a pro. Just then the Archbishop walked in and exercised Ms. Succubus. The girls were sent to counseling with Dr. Goodfeel

I also have a special VHS collection of Kirby vacuum cleaner manuals/adverts. But by far, the best bit of media I own is the mysterious vinyls labelled "Here

the lively tweet with a statement of public apology, in essence to squash the beef. Master of the Cows, interestingly enough, also Master of the Puppets, reined in all of the CO2

was marked down considerably. His fingers froze on the PS4 controller, and the voice began again. "Buy more gamesssss. Peggle 2. Point-and-click adventure gamessss. Buy, buy, buy!"