met me by the gates, rather than the Grammar Nazi that I thought would be waiting for me. I sincerely asked them to tell me the truth, and, I took out my bag of grammar mistakes.

I wept for my fallen comrades. It was brutal. Who knew when the cold hands of fate would pluck the accounts of my inactive comrades from them. Bleary eyed, I looked at Gibber, his

The research was quite extensive, mind you, and I came up with a draft that I finalised into a well written scientific journal. I would later publish these findings, and finally

Whee hee that is fun! Call me trigger happy, but I find that pressing like on every fold is like

an was summoned. He was in his bathrobes; sipping his morning tea. He looked incredulous at first, and asked me how I had found a way to summon him after he banished the old ritual

The Wiccans, not ones to be outdone, soon came up with their own art to deflect questions. They called it "Avoiding Responsibilty-fu". Only a rare few were black belts in avoiding

I wanted my creation-no my... art- to spread to the four corners of the globe. The only problem was that I lived in China. The baby I was wearing was highly fashionable but to sell

a new set of knee pads. His knees were absolutely killing him. He'd had enough. Balancing the world above him, Atlas plopped onto his bottom. Ka-thud! The world shook

back and her multitude of fangs nearly flashed. Lin wanted to eat her Bieber and have him too, but where were the soulless Bieber clones? Her starving anguish, the painted streets,

That cat, straight out of the Cradle, had his paw on the pace of the planet. He didn't mouse around about it either. He put on his big kitty boots and leapt at the chance to best

passed a big load of bills to overhaul social services. The Cybernetic Security Act guaranteed each citizen the right to artificial organ replacement. Caleb Sr. was mostly machine

"It takes two to tango, mi amor." He took a hit of his joint and looked up at the Pollack-esque canvas.

Hester Prynne was still experiencing ostracization, even after travelling into the future where laptops and Tesla cars were trending. Her work computer had gotten bugged with A's

like my brilliant idea for stamping monkey faces onto apricots so that we'd finally know who put the ape in apricot. All my ideas fail, then someone else copies them and they

super cooled the earth; because as we all know, hot air rises and cold air sinks. Therefore the greenhouse gases should stop rising and sink to the bottom, resolving global warming

160 years. Since there were no historians willing to look at the two skeletons snogging in the grave, the Duchess and the Valet were not identified until another 10 years later,

and left them speechless. They didn't call him Slim the grim folding whim for nothing. He had amassed quite a good collection of tongues, everything from dog tongues to snake lips

The Voice told me in a nightmare that Pope Aloysius V will be the king of the world. That is, if he can starve 7 billion of us to death. We must not allow him to have his way!

head's golden hair. Buffy shrugged her shoulders. "That feels like totally weird. Try it again." The mechanical wings fluttered but

you couldn't stop it anyway, but yes yes, let it be known, the oxygen is the culprit. Don't believe the hype. All this talk about community this and community that is just another