, mix them with hot water and butter and claim you got them confused with PotatoBuds. 5. Share your bread crumb with the pidgeons. 6. Sonny and Share. 7. Share in Stone.

duck out the back of his dentistry practice to scrape his tools along the concrete. This blunted them, and allowed Mel to take great delight in slowly, tortuously poke about in his

don't like salt understandably, and meth thorta looks like it. "Could that be the ansther? Now I'm lithping, too." I stared at the slug's rug. I wanted to sniff it for some reason.

I am surprised every time that I catch myself at it. I thought I was a better liar than that. Still, I only had my lying eyes to go by & I didn't think I had a choice. Fanny pack o

curtain was raised to reveal Brenda's new painting, American Guernica: Lafayette Park. It was less Picasso than it was Dali or Duchamp or Magritte. A gasp went around the MoMa as

He was such a chick magnet that the remainder of Tut's brood followed him back to camp. The excavation team watched the procession and said it was pure poultry in motion.

just another of the many jokes the universe played on her- or so she thought. The truth was that the fridge was her secret admirer, and didn't want to let go of her hand, or reveal

Shred them. Zorro came to fold a line one day and changed his mind. From then on, Zorro shredded only paper documents to prevent identity theft. It was profitable and saved lives.

News of the maple leaf's losing battle in fighting the loss of space in Seattle reached the Federated Beavers of the Yukon who immediately started harvesting blocks of Yukon space.

the little girl on the bike ran into me. I watched in slow motion as she tumbled through the air, her braces glinting and her braids moving like tentacles. She landed on a wino who

turned blue in the face & tried desperately to breathe. "Bein' yer mum & all aint easy, y'know," she babbled on, oblivious to Mumford's asphyxiation. "The saran wrap'll protect you

my crotch. "Yeah, I got yer club right here," I said, "Now if you'll excuse me, I have kitchen pipes to destroy and a fortune to make." The performers fell silent as I marched to

Tonne was always self reliant. He had to walk to school and back daily. There were no buses in the Golden Mountains. The Ice King was there. He folded stories with Tonne daily.

he realized he'd gone around the same block 500 times, without stopping or eating, and that is figure was svelte. Even his ankle had stopped swelling! Per never felt better.

Arp drop in the stock market, just when you think you are safe. Fake plastic trees are quite like the phoenix, who dodged lots of bullets. Thom Yorke was giving a cook's tour of

Dscreen was shattered.I waited for a new one. Folding stories were a way of life for the natives of New Plastic City. They folded, all told, a record 3,572 stories in 24 hours. The

All you need to survive the collapse of the Region 4 government. The chancellor has become a victim of his own ego. That fishy smell comes from being overly sensitive to pollen.

Crowley had tripped the longest LSD trip ever. North Dakota would never be the same. His paintings depicted men having unsolicited snortings with flowers & bunnies. The graphic

as we sat on the sun deck each day and flew our flying saucer type drones over Area 51. Suddenly, we started to retain a public following as people began to notice

Fred used to be a child Ogre who liked lullabys about leeches, and maggots the most. Voles and Moles were alright but they couldn't match the subtle tastes of a fat old glisstening