go nude. This, of course, was his plan all along. Finally, the totally clueless, would get the girl! But she noticed when he went quiet to watch her. Suddenly she knew the score.

-se favorite musician was Prince, until he croaked. The sexy man-eater cried for weeks when I told her. She'd had her heart set on kissing him and turning him back into a frog.

my seedlings to keep them from the brightness of the sun and help them grow into the topiaries they are today! Yet, I finally had to face the hardwood and realize that

-olved around in my blender with tomatoes and hot peppers until the guacamole that was to change my life emerged with a resounding splop onto my festive platter. From that moment

"Look, pandas. You only know me as you see me, not as I actually am. Ring any bells?" The black and white fuzzballs looked at each other in puzzlement. I sighed. "Kant you guess?"

shot the walker right out from the old man that was using it. "Consarn it, you little tree toad!" shouted the old man, but Daryl didn't dare shout back. That old guy knew his dad!

corner and will pick though the breadcrumbs and will take the best pieces to fold into their burritos at Taco Bell. They then market them as Folding Story

He returned the gesture with a toothless grin, which immediately stole my heart. I ran across the room into Professor Plum's arms. Despite his age he caught me easily.

if the Walking Dead had something to say about the Puns, Twin SIster...

The judge threw the book at me that day. I was carted off to Alcatraz, the Rock, where I planned my escape. Plotting ever day, watching the guards, watching the water, looking at

a passing MTV from the future. It wasn't a roof at all, it was some kind of scorched platform which was clearly part of some kind of energy weapon and it was trying to target me. I

l, because u look like a twig and I need a girl with some humps. So that's y. Now I'm with m and she's just the b's knees. I hear j and Silent e talking about you though so maybe

slowly congealed into a fibrous coat on the Panama Hat that Al had left on the table on the Promenade Deck his body was hacked up & used as chum for the sharks in the boat's wake.

respond to such asinine rhetoric with the usual, "blurff." It may not be the most linguistically superior choice, but I submit, it gets the point across.

really must improve your Summoning abilities," she sighed. "Most witches can already control their demons by the age of 16." I, a witch of 22 years, shrunk back into the couch.

for the villian, maybe yours. Some consider my phone calls to read your future to be cruel or insensible. I call it sound business sense. On my next visit, that's your Final Trip.

I suggested "Quran toting rapscallion" but it was ruled confrontatioal. Darlene suggested "smoothie" abd it went over well until she was asking for their lunch orders which came

The perfect food sludge that would power their metamorphosis. Angus was skeptical but when the aliens came to collect the 3 cows, Verde De Verdad a Spanish vegan tried to create a

We had to get a suitable boat. The natives made one for us and we paid them with fresh pineapples. Fair was fair. There was a whole foods nearby, run by a family of grass fed cows.

About being drunk on the job. There were forty brews sold there and no need to pay if he was a DJ. It was the ideal job for him. The pulsecam tracked the beats per minute. He was