So Xe crawled under the cinema seats in search of dropped change with which to buy more candy. What he found there was a whole under-seat world inhabited by chewed gum people and

I didn’t understand me so if they could then what couldn’t I see about myself that was keeping me so ignorant about who or what I was or am? That they couldn’t made me glad.

Moses. That damn pig. He took two of EVERY species of animal that was good, but by the time the flood was ended, half of them had gone totally extinct. He was fat, while his family

the most - dig it?" Marty scowled, unsure of Bill's reasoning. Just as he was about to spit out his own tampon, he heard a terrible shreak. "Oh," muffled Bill. "That's her.We're on

team do some nitrous balloons and play strip poker while they considered how to push their war mongering agenda on the weakling general populace. "Look here" said Killovitch " it's

The house was shaking, then her fiancé believed her. It was indeed an earthquake. They sat there having coffee, then the shaking stopped. It was not their imagination! Next thing,

"I have a bad case of sporadic evil laughs. SEL is a real thing you know" she replied. "Oh I'm a certified SEL therapist." He replied with a smile and she faltered. "Uhh ...

He rained down on the gangster like a rhino in a tutu factory. Up until he discovered that the umbrella has distracted his attention from the shotgun the gangster was holding.

swirling around it. The smell hit me like a ton of bricks! I'm not sure what I got myself into. I graciously took the food I had already paid for and went over to the table where

She hadn't been inside herself she when she was 6 or 7 and would try to fall asleep when she really didn't want to. She would get infinitely small at the center of a Boundless Eter

who their doing. One hundred days, one hundred nights could cure a man of a broken heart. So were days like these to these old folk. They knew their days were numbered. The war had

Newscasters droned on about the mysterious horse that had washed up on the Golden Coast. Memes were showing up all over TikTok. The eco-war had begun and no one was any wiser.

for advising her to avoid killing if possible. He was a soft touch, a remnant of a weaker generation still living in the past. Kalki needed to be ruthless to maintain the timeline.

used to Doctor Evil's hospitality by then, and for some it had become an annoying but harmless routine.

way to win the hearts of fair maidens near and far." Then, for his next trick, he flipped an entire dozen eggs in one quick motion, neatly stacking them end-on-end without any help

seen her cat, Mittens? She glanced around desperately, losing more blood by the minute. Above her, she saw a flash of grey. Mittens landed on the tiles before her, holding bandages

appeared upon the henge, sputtering and unruly, and swarthy clouds obscured the sun. If she didn't change the valves in time, the feed to the microbial Crepuscule Tabernacles would

Then you add goji berry extract and panax ginseng for good measure. This makes it healthier than it would be otherwise. James Thurber and his dog would have loved my recipe for it.

to choose a wisperia bush wisely or would you like your body in the boneyard?

This was overheard by the mealworm who quickly inched her way towards the spigot to tell the silverfish that loitered there. The silverfish then scurried up the side of the barrell